â˜… Happily Deranged â˜…

About Me

I suck royaly at bios, thats why my bio has said "I love kitties...the end" for the past year or so. But I guess I can be described as a layed back person with psychotic tendencies. I can be an instigator sometimes which isn't something I do on purpose and I can't deny the fact that drama does get me kinda stimulated. I can pretty much talk my way out of any fight. People tend to just drop all subject matter and throw punches but thats not me at all. That being said, I rarely get mad at anything. If your actually unlucky enough to do it, I will knock your ass out one way or another. It being you get physical with me and I gotta go all Jackie Chan on you, or just finding the most diabolical masterminded plan to make your life a living hell for all eternity... I might even just stab you with a syringe full of aids :) But, all in all I'm a really nice person. I like to give people the benefit of the doubt and always get suckered into second chances. I like to believe that everyone is good and I hope for it all the time but am usually left with dismay. Naiveness is both a curse and a blessing. Anyways I'm done.... "I love kitties... the end!!"
You Can Make 94% of Your Crushes Fall in Love With You
Admit it, you can seduce practically anyone. And sometimes you try just for fun.
You're a total heartbreaker that knows when to play it cool.
You are the type of person people go completely lovesick over. Just use your powers for good, okay? Can You Make Anyone Fall in Love With You?
You Are 74% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?
Guys Like That You're Fun
You're the type of girl guys brag about knowing
That's because you're cool, funny, and laid back
You're smart enough to know how to be one of the guys
But flirty enough to know how to make them all want you What Do Guys Like About You?

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My Interests

Anime', art, herpetology(the study of reptiles), archeology, microbiology, animals, boots, chains, cultures, DAN MOTHERFUCKING LEHNERT!, dancing, drawing, foreign music, foreign films, foreign cars, candy, watching surgerys, decorative knives, Japan, rope, shiny things, tattoos, piercings, high heels, glitter, margaritas, and pretty much just doing whatever I want.

I'd like to meet:

God and Shakira.. I can't believe I still know all this shit!
You Passed 8th Grade Science
Congratulations, you got 8/8 correct! Could You Pass 8th Grade Science?Amanda your so cool, you're my god

Music:

Here's a few bands/artist's that I enjoy in ABC order::: 30 seconds to mars, 311, aikawa nanase, alice cooper, Asian Kung Fu Generation, atreyu, bob marley, bullet for my valentine, carlos vives, DragonForce, drop kick murphys, enigma, enya, evanescence, flyleaf, rise against, gnarls barkley, gorillaz, H.I.M, kaliyon ka chamon, lee jung hyun, lynyrd skynyrd, lostprophets, manson, MSI, no doubt, pepper, rammstein, rob zombie, SHAKIRA, shiney toy guns, slayer, static-x, sublime, system of a down, the eagles, the killers, the offspring, the pillows, the red jumpsuit apparatus, three days grace, underoath, unwriten law, whitesnake...and many more

Movies:

I love all kinds of movies.... The only movies I can't stand are family comedies and comedies that have boob humer. What that means is that the movie sucks so bad that they have to throw in a random pair of boobs just to make it good...

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Television:

mostly everything on the all the discovery channels except those stupid shows for men where they build shit. FU-BSESST With this anime called Naruto, I like Forensic Files, Adult Swim, CSI, surgery shows, Family Guy, South Park, Drawn together, (Ack they just put Naruto on air in English "My ears!!! They Bleed!!!!") I like the learning channels the best though.... And Anime' rocks my socks....

Books:

Bible, Any of Brian Frouds books (he does books about Faeries), Manga, JK Rowling, Anne Rice, and books about animals.

Heroes:

Jesus, Rambo, The guy that invented pogs, Mr. T, Who ever decided that if your dick didn't say micro-machines, then it wasn't the real thing.
Who Should Paint You: M.C. Escher
Open and raw, you would let your true self show for your portrait.
And even if your painting turned out a bit dark, it would be honest. What Artist Should Paint Your Portrait?
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My Blog

I’m gonna be a God Mother (How friggin scary is that?)

Sarah's gonna be giving birth sometime in the next two weeks and she wants me to be there for the birth and also take on the role of God Mother. I'm extreamly flattered but encredably scared. I'm real...
Posted by Happily Deranged on Thu, 01 May 2008 04:56:00 PST

Where do souls go when you die?

I was talking to my brother today about funny things that happened in our memories with someone that we loved who passed away today and I had questioned whether or not he thinks that the person who di...
Posted by Happily Deranged on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 05:12:00 PST

Ha! About my last blog

Sorry I was in a wierd mood, bwahhahahahaha!!!! I was very angry though... I can't exaclty say what it was I was so mad about because a lot of people I dont want reading it have access to my blog so ...
Posted by Happily Deranged on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:42:00 PST

Crackwhore

Have you ever hated someone so much you just want to rip their face off? I have. Hates a strong word but it's used pretty carelessly. I don't think it's hate exactly that I'm feeling, but I have real...
Posted by Happily Deranged on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 02:25:00 PST

You dont know what love is...

This song by the White Stripes really scares the crap outta me....In some respectsI suspect you've got a respectable sideWhen pushed and pulled and pressuredYou seldom run and hideBut it's for someone...
Posted by Happily Deranged on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 10:13:00 PST

Worst Day Ever (Why do bad things happen to cool people like me?)

Today I woke up fine like any other day and went to work like I always do. When I got there I was ok for about an hour and all of a sudden, my left boob started hurting real bad like on the side of it...
Posted by Happily Deranged on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 01:05:00 PST

If u dont like it, fuck Charlie Murphys couch

I've come to the conclusion that most people either love me or just can't fucking stand me.... I think it's hilarious, watching the faces of those who dislike something I say, change from a questionin...
Posted by Happily Deranged on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 05:06:00 PST

I'm not gonna lie... this pretty much hits the nail right on the head....

This is a really good explanation of me I must say.... though it makes me look kinda evil....I'm a Gemini! Gemini, the sign of the Twins, is dual-natured, elusive, complex and contradictory. ...
Posted by Happily Deranged on Sun, 06 May 2007 12:14:00 PST

No

No, don't try to apologize Don't play the game of persistence Excuses existed before you did No, don't look at me like you did before, Don't talk in plural Rhetoric is your most lethal weapon I'm goin...
Posted by Happily Deranged on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 08:50:00 PST

It starts with what I can't feel

I was never one of the popular kids EVER!! I've always had this inablitly to conform to what everyone around me was doing. I always said, I'd be a crappy actress because its so hard for me to pretend ...
Posted by Happily Deranged on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 05:32:00 PST