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Formula for Failure

"The sharpest toungues cut their own throats first"

About Me

about me hmmmmmmmm...well as of late been kinda locked in my own head tryin to figure out who i is, tryin to make some changes for the better, other than that i'm a bit goofy, a rarely take much seriously even when i should, i work at a job i don't like to take care of a daughter i love and her grandmother..and i'm missing someone very much right now.....other that that you wants to know ask...you tryin to sell me something don't bother
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You are The Joker
The Joker 68%
Mr. Freeze 57%
Riddler 56%
Magneto 53%
Venom 50%
Apocalypse 48%
Dr. Doom 46%
Two-Face 46%
Lex Luthor 41%
Juggernaut 38%
Dark Phoenix 34%
Kingpin 33%
Catwoman 28%
Green Goblin 26%
Poison Ivy 25%
Mystique 22% The Clown Prince of Crime. You are a brilliant mastermind but are criminally insane. You love to joke around while accomplishing the task at hand.
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Your Pimp Name Is...
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My Interests

Jameson, Guiness, MOVIES (DUH), Music, COMIC BOOKS (YEAH I'M A GEEK BUT I GET LAID MORE THAN YOU), TOYS (NO SHARP EDGES SHE ONLY LIKES THAT WHEN SHE'S DRUNK) POLITICS (WELL I'LL BE DAMNED), THE UNRELENTING PURSUIT OF PERFECT SARCASIM (NO REALLY)

I'd like to meet:

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LAYNE STANLY (DEAD), BOB KANE (DEAD), TIMOTHY LEARY (DEAD), SEE A PATTERN HERE ....oh and to all the ladies pimping their "web cams" not interested thanx

Music:


How evil are you?GORRILLAZ, Fury Of Five, AGNOSTIC FRONT, Vietnom, HATEBREED, Bad Luck 13, OUTKAST, Hoods, STRETCH ARMSTRONG, VOD, Gorilla Biscuits, BLOOD SIMPLE, Minor Threat, EIGHTEEN VISIONS, Subzero, ATREYU, Bouncing Souls, FROM AUTUMN TO ASHES, Gutwrench, SLAYER, Second 2 None, TRANSPLANTS, DISTILLERS, Warzone, BLOOD FOR BLOOD, ETOWN CONCRETE, SKARHEAD, MADBALL, MOST PRECIOUS BLOOD, MORPHINE, TOOL, ALICE IN CHAINS, Bad Brains, Downset, RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE, CANDIRIA, THROWDOWN, RANCID, DROPKICK MURPHY'S, GOD FORBID, Sworn Enemy, SICK OF IT ALL, H2O, NJ BLOODLINES, FLOGGING MOLLY, INCUBUS (ONLY ALBUM I LIKE IS S.C.I.E.N.C.E. BEFORE YOU SAY SHIT), SYSTEM OF A DOWN, Crown Of Thornz, OLD ENGLISH AND THE 40OZ'S, Cromags, ALL OUT WAR, H2O, SNOT, Merauder, DEFTONES, Agents Of Man, POISON THE WELL, Murphys Law, REMEMBERING NEVER, The Banner, Bleeding Through, AND A WHOLE BUNCH OF SHIT I'M SURE I FORGOT

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Movies:

BOONDOCK SAINTS, LADY DEATH THE MOTION PICTURE, SPUN, REQUIEM FOR A DREAM, SALTON SEA, BUBBA HO TEP, SNATCH, LOCK STOCK AND TWO SMOKING BARRELS , X-MEN 1 AND 2, EXORCIST THE BEGINING 1 AND 3 (2 WAS A PIECE OF SHIT AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS), V For Vendetta, 10 THINGS TO DO IN DENVER WHEN YOUR DEAD, HOUSE OF A 1000 CORPSES, DEVILS REJECTS, Fight Club, Memento, Usual Suspects, Evil Dead, Evil Dead II, Army Of Darkness, Belly, I THINK YOU GET IT

Television:

LAW AND ORDER (ALL OF THEM IF IT WAS A RELIGION I'D BE ITS POPE)Boondocks, Chappelle Show, Robot Chicken, The Shield, CNN, SO ON AND SO FORTH

Books:

v for vendetta, watchmen, miracleman (pretty much anything by alan moore), earth x, kingdom come, ultimates, ultimate A. xmen B. spiderman C. fantastic four, the bible (excellent piece of fiction but the endings predictable and not as good as the cat in the hat) howard the duck (what you say bitch) and a whole list of others that just prove how much of a geek i am
HumanForSale.com - I am for sale!

Heroes:

people who stand by their friends and family no matter what, anyone whose a little less worried about what they want and does what they have to for them and theirs
You scored as Murder. You would most likely kill someone, so watch out mr.anger management.

Public Nudity


83%

Murder


83%

Fraud


50%

Being Drunk in Public


33%

Theft


33%
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You Are 86% New Jersey!

Wow, you're totally Jersey. There's no doubt about it. Congratulations, and always be proud to be Jersey--it's a great thing to be!

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My Blog

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my balls itch...that is all
Posted by Formula for Failure on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 04:26:00 PST

FUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKK II

I'VE HAD 10 DAYS OFF TO GET SHIT SETTLED round the house and get my brain focused after  recent events so that i can interact with other humans and i've managed the first half...but the second i'...
Posted by Formula for Failure on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 07:56:00 PST

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE FIREWORKS

ok people i ask very little of my friends here so i'm reachin out....i heard there were fireworks in syracuse tomorrow (fri june 27th) and i just can't seem to find out where OR WHEN so if any of you ...
Posted by Formula for Failure on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 07:37:00 PST

spare time

FUCKING BORED,FUCKING BORED, FUCKING BORED, FUCKING BORED....I almost wish i had work today ain’t that pathetic
Posted by Formula for Failure on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 11:10:00 PST

I’LL CUT HIS HEART OUT WITH A SPOON, WHY A SPOON, CAUSE IT’S DULL YOU TWIT

HEHEHEHE MY DAUGHTER USED A SPOON ALL BY HERSELF FOR THE FIRST TIME TODAY....ME HAPPY
Posted by Formula for Failure on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 08:36:00 PST

more jokes

> > GHOST SEX!> >> > A professor at the University of Kentucky was giving a lecture on the> > super-natural.. To get a feel for his audience, he asks:> >> > "How many people here believe in ghosts?"> ...
Posted by Formula for Failure on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 04:31:00 PST

jokes II

>Ramblings of a Retired Mind>>I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that >everyone has clipped onto their belt or purse. I can't afford one. So, I'm >wearing my garage...
Posted by Formula for Failure on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 04:25:00 PST

jokes jokes jokes

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly "Good morning, a...
Posted by Formula for Failure on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 07:40:00 PST

no dropkicks for me

i should be drunk as fuck at the utica brewery lovin some dropkick murphy's instead i'm at home drinkin keystone and on myspace how shitty is that fuck fuck fuck fuckfuck fuck fuck fuckfuck fuck fuck ...
Posted by Formula for Failure on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 07:47:00 PST

i making this brief but i had to say something

SGT FIRST CLASS RETIRED JOSEPH SCOTT MULLINS 10/21/1945-07/28/2007 THIS PAST SATURDAY MY FATHER PAST AWAY, WHAT DO YOU SAY ABOUT A MAN WHO SET THE STANDARD MY ENTIRE LIFE FOR FOR WHAT A MAN SHOULD BE,...
Posted by Formula for Failure on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 09:10:00 PST