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Jesse

About Me

Every 108 minutes, the button must be pushed. From the moment the alarm sounds, you will have four minutes to enter the code into the microcomputer processor.

Either you or your partners must input the code. It is highly recommended that you and your partners take alternating shifts. In this manner you will all stay fresh and alert.

Congratulations! Until your replacements arrive, the future of the project is in your hands. On behalf of the Degroots, Alvar Hanso and all of us at the Dharma Initiative, thank you. Namaste. And good luck.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Henry Gale.

My Blog

101 Rules of Hardcore

this was hilarious and i just stole it so i could hold onto it forever and come back and laugh at it when i'm sad. 101 Rules of Hardcore Contains a couple of grammatical mistakes, but what the fu...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 09:03:00 GMT

'To every guy'... haha this goes out to Vinny and myself.

-To every guy that says I love you.-To every guy that opens doors.-To every guy that walks on the outside of a sidewalk so he can be the first to get hit by a car that careens off the road and push he...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 21:06:00 GMT

seriously what the fuck is wrong with some people?

the following by no means needs any description other than some random idiot IMing me asking me who i am.  i get, what, 10 a day?  and they're all fucking stupid.  i'll be honest, i'm A...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Oct 2005 22:06:00 GMT

am i supposed to be sorry to those i offended?

well, i've had a few people voice opinions on what i recently added to the 'About Me' section of my profile...and sorry?  or not.  last time i checked i was entitled to express my personal o...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Aug 2005 14:30:00 GMT