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Number1gilla

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About Me

I get to put the hardworking part back in because I have been employed since October and I am busting out a cool 24 hours a week. Oh yeah!!--------I have a tatoo of a wiener dog with a viking helmet!!!!-------- I enjoy long walks on the beach, candle light dinners, talking untill the sun comes up, and a finger in my butt while f-ing the day away.--------I have been told that I poop alot, however I am not entirely convinced that is true. I feel that the persons who say such things are the ones I always go to Wal-Mart with. Now This is true, every time I go to Wal-Mart I have to make a sit down head call. I am not sure if its something in the air or my excitement at the prices rolling back but mark my words any time, any Wal-Mart.-------- I have come to the realization that Mississippi has to be the worst state in the Union. All the persons I have meet from said place of crap are the most ignorant, hygenicaly challenged, superstitious, and intolerant humans that I have come across in my travels. I have recently been made aware of some interesting findings from a U.S. Senate comitee wich concludes that Mississippi has been kept in the Union, and not given to Cuba, for the sole purpose of making Louisiana feel better about its self. Dem coonass' manic depresive yeah.-------- I think that guy down there in the corner is touching himself while he looks at you.--------
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The Virgin Mary (pre-immaculate conception), The person who invented ______________ (insert any annoying or excessivly baroque invention) so I can bludgeon them with a rotting tuna. Your Mother, An obnoxiously wealthy 65 year old woman with one sort of terminal disease or another, My daddy the one who has made it possible for me to appropriately be labled a bastard, The prophet Muhamed, Jesus, and Moses so I can junk them (aka kick them in the dick) for creating an intolerant cult of assholes.

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