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someone you will never be

As long as my name is in your mouth you have me on your brain...

About Me


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ABOUT ME
Name: Noreta Ann Crawford
Birthday: 12/21/1980
Birthplace: fort worth texas
Current Location: Abilene
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: dark brown
Height: 5'8
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: I am me shit!!!
The Shoes You Wore Today: flip flops all day every day
Your Weakness: women with long curly hair
Your Fears: d
Your Perfect Pizza: no sauce with mushrooms olives and onions
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: hell just to make to the next year
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ummmmm.....ok
Thoughts First Waking Up: damn just 5 more minutes
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes and ass
Your Bedtime: um I am grown
Your Most Missed Memory: child hood
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: ewwww
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: um ewww again
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Swear: Fuck ya
Do you Sing: hell ya you don't like it cover your ears
Do you Shower Daily: twice
Have you Been in Love: I plead the fifth
Do you want to go to College: already do
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when I am doing the riding..........
Do you think you are Attractive:
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes they are so sexy
Do you play an Instrument: can play piano a little
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: um you obviously have never met me
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope just say no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: what is dating these days
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: hell ya just got a new jc penny's card
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: hell no gross
In the past month have you been on Stage: my life is the stage cause it is one drama after another
In the past month have you been Dumped: do I have to answer that
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: how long ago were we at michelle's?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: some ones heart
Ever been Drunk: thats a every other day thing
Ever been called a Tease: yes sir ree
Ever been Beaten up: I guess I will be honest yes but there were more of them thatn me
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: in the arms of a loved one
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: accountant
What country would you most like to Visit: Russia that is so sexy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: long always
Height: doesn't matter
Weight: don't matter either
Best Clothing Style: tight jeans and a spaghetti strap shirt
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1
Number of CDs I own: burned or bought?
Number of Piercings: 3
Number of Tattoos: 3
Number of things in my Past I Regret: too many
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! You Are 46% Addicted to Love
Might as well face it, you're addicted to love.
You've been a fool for love many times - but are you the wiser for it?
Your needs should come first, both in and out of relationships.
Because you're the only one who can look out for yourself! Are You Addicted to Love?
Gummy Bears
You may be smooshie and taste unnatural, but you're so darn cute. What Kind of Candy Are You?
Your Ideal Relationship is Serious Dating
You're not ready to go walking down the aisle.
But you may be ready in a couple of years.
You prefer to date one on one, with a commitment.
And while chemistry is important, so is compatibility. What's Your Ideal Relationship?
You Are A Sometimes Ex
You're sometimes an ex, and sometimes you two are back together
And while your ex may seem like old news right now...
You've got to wonder why you keep getting sucked back in What Type of Ex Are You?
Your Dating Purity Score: 36%
You are an experienced dater.
You've dated around enough to know what you want in a relationship.
And you've got the dating skills to get exactly what you want! Dating Purity Test
Your Kissing Purity Score: 17% Pure
For you, it's all kiss and no talk.
You're in a permanent lip lock. Kissing Purity Test
What's your favorite....
Beverage (non-alc) ? Dr.pepper
Beverage (alc) ? Bud Light
Color ? Blue and silver
Food ? Food? Where!?
Item of clothing ? jeans
Meal of the day ? biggest
Feature on yourself ? eyes and ass
Quality in a guy/girl ? azzzzzzzzzzz all the way
Phrase ? I am mad that... or I'ma need you.....
Song ? maybe I miss your body
Musical Artist/Band ? cross canadian ragweed
Sport ? Football
Movie ? days of thunder and ever after
TV Show ? law and order and the closer
Radio Station ? Kean
Type of Chocolate ? none don't really like chocolate unless its brownies
Eye Color ? green
Do you/Have you ever....
Have any pets ? yes Amber Jill I love you
Smoke ? smoke what?
Drink ? Is this a trick question?
Have any piercings ? yes
Have any tatoos ? yep got a great one to show ya
Cheat on a boyfriend/girlfriend um define cheating.......
Had sex ? of course its my favorite past time
Gone streaking ? yes all the time
Gone skinny dipping ? yes I can say I have done that a time or two...
Been to Europe ? hell naw
Been to an island ? is cancun an island?
Had stitches ? c-section
Broken any bones ? wrist
Been stabbed/shot ? um no I think I would remember that
Slept until after 12:00 ? ya but not a habit
Stayed up all night ? um ya
Danced like a whore ? ummmm.....
Hooked up with 2 people in one weekend ? does more count?
Turned down a dare ? now you know how I am about dares
Which friend....
Is the funniest ? Darsha
Is the prettiest ? heidi
Is the most handsom ? nicole
Is the loudest ? Jessica mutha fuckin archie
Is the craziest ? next to me I would have to say Evelynn white
Is the most shy ? are you kidding me my friends are not shy in any way
Is the most loving ? um all my friends are mean
Is the most understanding ? danielle warren
Is the most boring ? are you serious have you seen the Lword? we got them beat by an oscar
Is the richest ? rich what the fuck is that....
Is the most athletic ? Jennifer Cantrell
Is the most cocky ? I don't think any of them are as cocky as me...
Is the biggest sex icon ? are you asking who every one wants to fuck?....
Is the most wordly/cultured ? is what?
Do you look up to the most ? I would be lookin my as right outta a jail cell
Do you tell everything to ? danielle and Darsha
Has the best clothes ? I dunno shit about clothes I am poor
Has the best house ? who gotta damn house let me know...
Would you ever....
Eat pizza with chocolate chips ? um gross
Kiss someone of the same sex ? duh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cheat on someone you love ? no
Run away from home ? hell naw its my damn house you get the fuck out
Lie to your parents ? ya
Lie to your boyfriend/girlfriend ? depends
Lie to your best friend ? For what they already know everything
Give a homeless person money ? no but would food
Run from the police ? ummm ya and don't tellem you seen me either
Bungee jump ? maybe not too sure
Sky dive ? why don't you just ask me if I want to die
Cross dress ? um no
Be an exotic dancer ? umm ya with my sexy ass body....
Walk out of a restaurant without paying ? let me just mention set it off thats us hoes for ya right there
Scuba dive ? hell no I might drown
Go rock climbing ? something about the pointed rocks at the bottom just turns me off about that
Go spulunking (caving) ? what the hell is that
What do you think of when you hear....
Eminem ? thats a bad mutha fucka right thurr
Bologna ? and cheese fried
Hott ? sauce
Orange ?
Real world ? what we live in
Fuck ?
Jack ? shit
Cucumber ? gross
Hip-Hop ? fighting
Uniform ? RUUUN!!!!!!!!!
UniCORN ! ? magic
Clown ? who you callin a mutha muckin clown?
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My Interests


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sports, education, dancing, and music. Law and order, harry potter, james bond, and ellen. oh and don't forget Britney spears and Lindsy Lohan. ooooooooo puddle alert!!!!!

I'd like to meet:

a really sweet someone that enjoys things I do is interested in me and wants me to be interested in them. Good Looking helps.
You're an Expert Kisser
You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable What Kind of Kisser Are You?
Your celebrity match is Angelina Jolie. You like your women hot, with a little bit of a bad girl streak.

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Music:

I love country. thats all there is to it.. lol I like rap and r&b, oldies, a little lite rock, 70's 80's and 90's kinda stuff also. I really like alot of music. My music is my expression outlet.

Movies:

Drama, suspense, love, and comedy

Television:

The OC and law and order

Books:

harry potter. and author Dean KOontz

Heroes:

ELLEN DEGENERES JAmes BOND

My Blog

In love

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Posted by I Love Barbara on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 01:56:00 PST

Friends

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Posted by I Love Barbara on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 12:34:00 PST

The Baddest Bitch

You know many people have my name in their mouth right now My business seems to be the talk of the town. But just know that I love the attention so keep talking and untill you are bold enough to step ...
Posted by I Love Barbara on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 12:26:00 PST