.. first and foremost
my name is Andy.
I will not add anyone unless i actually no them
whether it be through messages or real life.
I can get along with anyone who can get along with me...
except vegetarians (for non-medical reasons). They can all go choke on a celery stick
oh, and animal rights activists
women had to work for their rights
colored people had to work for their rights
so should animals
if they think they r being treated unfairly, then they should stand up for themselfs.
i think that every house should by law have at least one gun in it. This is how it is in Kennesaw Georgia and since this law has been enacted residential burglary rates have plummeted 89% (Gary Kleck (1991). Point blank: guns and violence in America. New York: A. de Gruyter. ISBN 0-202-30419-1.)
Heres some reasons y liberals suck.
1. You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.
2. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
3. You have to believe that guns, in the hands of law-abiding Americans, are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology, in the hands of Chinese communists.
4. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and more affected by yuppies driving SUVs.
5. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.
6. You have to be against capital punishment but support abortion on demand.
7. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.
8. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but activists from Seattle do.
9. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.
10. You have to believe the military, not politicians, start wars.
11. You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good, because it restrains certain parts of the Constitution.
12. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
13. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, General Robert E. Lee or Thomas Edison.
14. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides aren't.
15. You have to believe that the only reason communism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried, is because the right people haven't been in charge.
16. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, bestiality and transvestites should be constitutionally protected and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
17. You have to believe that Barbara Streisand is a smart person who is right all the time.
18.If a minority is given privileges because of their skin it's Affirmative Action, but if a white person was given privileges because of their skin it was racism.
19.You argue with anyone who says China (or the USSR or Cuba) was, is or ever will be truly communist.
20.Despite your belief that gender roles are artificial, you do everything in your power to ensure girls break from traditional mother/wife roles just to prove you're right
21.If a reasonable explanation cannot be found, then Bush must have screwed up. Even if there is a reasonable explanation, it was planted as part of a vast right wing conspiracy. Global warming, Hurricanes, forest fires... IT'S BUSH'S FAULT! Even Roswell was his fault
21.5 They say the ice caps on Mars are shrinking. That's Bush's fault too!
22. Cynthia McKinney is your hero for her courage and strength
23. Becoming a vegetarians and driving an electric car is good for the environment even though cows (the very thing you refuse to kill) destroy more ozone than every car on the planet
24. Nuclear power is bad because it now, thanks to advances in science, produces no waste, but coal power plants are good because they produce more radiation than nuclear power. (BTW, they have developed a laser than destroys nuclear waste so it's no longer a problem. there even beginning to dig up old buried waste and destroy it, but of coarse the media would never cover that story, speaking of which)
25. You have to believe that the media is totally unbiased, except for FOX.
26. You have to believe that gun control works and it keeps guns out of the hands of criminals
26.5 You also have to believe that the fact that 12 attempted presidential assassinations were because there isn't enough gun control, even though the frequency of assassination attempts has increased with the amount of gun control laws, in fact, every president still alive today has had an attempt on his life.
27. The death penalty should be abolished because people who do horrible deeds should be able to live, but babies who have done nothing but grow inside their mother can be killed.
