mONica

Master of irony, I may or may not decieve you. You be the judge. You will eat your cheeseburger the way I cook it and you will love every last bite. I deserve candlelit dinners and long moonlit walks on the beach, getting my bikini waxed and of course getting my nails done! Instead of the dinners and the walks, I get takeout and a night on the couch watching reruns of CSI or whatever the latest reality show is. Send me a message...if you DARE!