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Dirty Martini

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Dirty Martini sounds like a band formed by the three weirdest girls in your high school English class while everyone else was at the prom. You can imagine them in a basement writing their spooky songs about shanghaied sailors, sudden floods, boozy float parade princesses, blinding lust, and other disasters while the other kids slow-danced under tin foil stars.Of course, Lara Michell, Stephanie Schneiderman, and McKinley are not high school girls, but there's something about their odd stories and dark harmonies that makes you feel like you're intruding into the private world of best friends. The big choruses and catchy melodies they write, though, let you know that youre welcome.They were steaming ahead with their solo music careers when they met and began to write and perform together. These shows were so satisfying for them and their combined audience, that the momentum pushed Lara, Stephanie, and McKinley into recording a live CD in 2004, and now a studio CD Tea and Revenge.Tea and Revenge is damp with Portland rain, smells like old accordion, and is packed with secrets and a little venom. There is enough sweet guitar and simple melody to get your guard down, but watch for the punch in the stomach.Tea and Revenge will be released in September 2006. MyGen Profile Generator

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Member Since: 09/02/2005
Band Website: http://www.dirtymartinimusic.com
Band Members: Lara Michell, McKinley, Stephanie Schneiderman, Ned Failing
Influences: Aimee Mann, PJ Harvey, Elvis Costello, Kristin Hersh
Sounds Like: Dirty Martini
Record Label: Pampelmoose http://www.pampelmoose.com
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

FREE DIRTY MARTINI MP3

Go to the bands web site to download their latest single "Waste a Little Soul" for free.www.dirtymartinimusic.com
Posted by on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 22:24:00 GMT

DM, Everclear at the Aladdin Oct 30th

Tuesday, October 30th 200794/7 ALTERNATIVE PORTLAND and ADIDAS ORIGINALS presentROCK FOR THE CUREA Halloween Benefit Concert for the Susan G Komen Foundation for theCurefeaturing DIRTY MARTINI, THROWB...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 11:30:00 GMT

Dirty Martini / Colbie Caillat Sept 10th

Dirty Martini is excited to once again be sharing the bill with Universal Recording Artist Colbie Caillat at the Crystal Ballroom. The last show sold out well in advance so be sure to get your tickets...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 16:15:00 GMT

vote for dm before march 31st!

Dirty Martini's video " Waiting for Magic" is the top finalist in the OURSTAGE.com video competition but we need your text message vote before March 31st to win.All you have to do is:Text MVID03 to ST...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 13:01:00 GMT

Final days to buy advance tickets

There are just a few days left to buy advance tickets for this Saturday's "Dear Dirty Martini" show at the Fez Ballroom.Buy tickets HERETickets can also be purchased at either Portland Music Millenium...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 14:14:00 GMT

dear dirty martini&new show announcement

Dirty Martini is excited to announce a very unique evening of chamber music, story-telling and a rare acoustic performance by Stephanie, Lara and McKinley. As an added bonus Dirty Martini will be disp...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 11:56:00 GMT

Portland Holiday show Dec 2nd

After last year's successful holiday show with Storm and the Balls - we have decided to do it again. This years show will again be a fundraiser for First Octave music and arts in schools program. The ...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 12:52:00 GMT

***CD RELEASE TICKETS ON SALE***

Come join the Band for two home town CD Release concerts.Go to www.dirtymartinimusic.com and click the "But Concert Tickets" link.Concert times and ticket information:Friday, September 29th.McMenamins...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 23:15:00 GMT

Dirty Martini on YouTube

Thanks to the fan who posted the video from our Wonder Ballroom holiday show. Check it out here: DM_on_YouTube
Posted by on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 11:26:00 GMT

The Tease

A little Dirty Martini is better than none. That's been my motto since last April 30th anyway, when I first laid ears on this incredible band. So of course I had to head down to the Fez Ballroom for...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 09:38:00 GMT