A True Southerner |
Only a True Southerner knows the difference
between a "hissie fit" and a "conniption fit" and
that you don't have them, but pitch them. Nobody but a true Southerner knows ho... Posted by on Sun, 02 Nov 2008 18:14:00 GMT |
I'm alive |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_5wHpFgpXk Posted by on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 04:12:00 GMT |
The Wooden Bowl |
The Wooden Bowl
A frail old man went to live with his son, daughter-in-law, and four-year old grandson. The old man's hands trembled, his eyesight was blurred, and his step faltered. The family... Posted by on Sun, 25 May 2008 18:19:00 GMT |
The Law of the Garbage Truck |
One day I hopped in a taxi and we took off for the airport.
We were driving in the right lane when suddenly a black
car jumped out of a parking space, right in front of us.
My taxi driver sl... Posted by on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 06:35:00 GMT |
Texas Our Texas |
Texas Our Texas Have you ever looked at a map of the world? Look at Texas with me just for a second. That picture, with the Panhandle and the Gulf Coast, and the Red River and the Rio Grande is a... Posted by on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 03:49:00 GMT |
Nine Words Women Use |
9 WORDS WOMEN USE
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.... Posted by on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 10:18:00 GMT |
Microsoft vs GM |
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates
reportedly compared the computer industry with
the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up
with technology like the computer indust... Posted by on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 11:22:00 GMT |
Rules for the Houston Area. |
I am not a Houstoner, but live near by and find these rules to hold great truths about the city!
... Posted by on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 18:06:00 GMT |
Luck o the Irish! |
FORREST GUMP GOES TO HEAVENThe day finally arrived. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven.He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself.However, the gates are closed, and Forrest approaches the ... Posted by on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 04:41:00 GMT |
Quotations on The Joys of Beer |
Quotations on The Joys of Beer
"Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and drea... Posted by on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 20:55:00 GMT |