Robert - ProfilesArchive

About Me

i'm happily married to my beautiful wife Hollie. She is the hottest thing since lava. She is so hot she turns lava into play doh. yeah, ding ding ding buddy. I just bought a house, it's made of cardboard and i like it.

My Interests

guitars,golf, & pooping

Music:

silverleaf, matt white band, SHINEDOWN, prognosis, and Capt Geetch and the sizzilin' twizzies!

Movies:

Anything involving Preperation H

Television:

UFC & wife swap

Books:

reading is for dorks. there are oplenty of things to do besides stare at a book all day.

Heroes:

My Balls, they've been with me thru thick and thin.