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Lauren

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About Me

I don't have any tattoos- you can check if you want

My Interests

waiting for you to entertain me

Music:

Apples in Stereo, Nick Cave, Betty Harris, Supergrass, Against Me, Morphine, Stone Roses, Magnetic Fields, Lush, Dinosaur Jr., The Replacements, Bad Manners, Cocteau Twins, Drive By Truckers, English Beat, Husker Du, Kirsty Maccoll, Housemartins, Squeeze, Siouxsie & the Banshees, Longpigs, Neutral Milk Hotel, Happy Mondays, Misfits, Cyndi Lauper, The Pixies, Tom Jones, Otis, The Cure, Madness, The Clash, The Pogues, The Jesus & Mary Chain, Cock Sparrer, Dusty Springfield, Buck Owens, Elastica, Pulp, The Specials, Buzzcocks, Charlatans UK, Jellyfish, Judge Dread, Nico, Pinback, The Queers, Seahorses, The Runaways, Beautiful South

My Blog

Drinking With Cass

Cassidy went on a bender today. I found her hanging out with the auto body shop guys down the street, smoking cigarettes and talking cars:I dragged her home and she pulled out a bottleShe kept drinkin...
Posted by Lauren on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 06:52:00 PST

Thank Jesus I Didn't Have to Type These

"I Thought You Were My Boyfriend", by The Magnetic FieldsYou told me you loved meI know where and whenCome sunrise, surprise surprise, the joke's on me again.I know you don't love me,You know i don't ...
Posted by Lauren on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 02:13:00 PST

My True Loves in Their Best Poses

The best pictures I've ever seen of my true loves- When people ask why I miss GA, these are the images that run through my disturbed head, like a neverending tessellation of horrors:Greg...will indeed...
Posted by Lauren on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 07:22:00 PST

My Family Ain't Right

We have contests to see who can make the dirtiest Christmas cookie.....Look! There's Lindsay holding a penis cookie cutter. Mom is proud. We all wear crowns.......even though some of us have peaheads....
Posted by Lauren on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 08:18:00 PST

Why Not Sneeze?

The SneezeI sneezed a sneeze into the airIt fell to the earth I know not whereBut hard and froze were the looks of thoseIn whose vicinity I snoze.-- AnonymousMarcel Duchamp:Why Not Sneeze Rose Sélavy?...
Posted by Lauren on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 01:07:00 PST

Schiele & Frankl for today

"The existential vacuum is a widespread phenomenon of the twentieth century. This is understandable; it may be due to a twofold loss which man has had to undergo since he became a truly human being. A...
Posted by Lauren on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 05:25:00 PST

Apple Day

Up in the Catskillswith my sister and her fianceI rode on a tractorand we picked the shit out of some applesLook how big my gourd is!...
Posted by Lauren on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 12:31:00 PST

My New York Friends Are Murderers

On a beautiful night in Williamsburgthrough fog of liquorI discovered something horrifying:My reaction?...
Posted by Lauren on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 11:05:00 PST

asleep and dreaming

this is all I've done for a week straight. it is what I'm best at. one can just make out a mysterious bruise on my arm. hmmmm.........
Posted by Lauren on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 04:41:00 PST

neither one of us actually looks like this


Posted by Lauren on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 01:27:00 PST