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SmOoTH OpErAtoR{DoUchEbAg MaFia}

Well, Spank My ass and call me Sally!!!!!!!!!!!

About Me

"some people think the cucumber tastes better pickled"

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My Interests

Oh.....,I Think You Know!

I'd like to meet:

Stewie Griffin (family guy) Military Tribute II

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Music:

disturbed, Korn, Luda, fuel, shinedown, seether,The Higher,Paramore,The almost, Fall Out Boy,30 Seconds to Mars, Tech Nine,uh..... Justin Timberlake I guess and....F****N Johnny Cash boy!

Movies:

Anything with Kevin Spacey, Usual Suspects, Seven, Fight Club, Full Metal Jacket, American Beauty, Departed, Jay and Silent Bob, Van Wilder,Wedding Crashers,Donnie Darko, i'll watch anything twice!

Television:

Don't really watch TV much, if I do i'm either watching FUSE or somethin with naked people in it!2. What did you do last night? Drank some Jesus Juice
3. The last thing you downloaded onto your computer? A Donkey show! JK it..'s Music
4. Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery? Who hasn..'t? Seriously?
5. Last time you swam in a pool? Yesterday
6. What are you wearing? The usual.....My birthday suit
7. How many cars have you owned? Like 5
8. Type of music you dislike most? Probably country.....that shit..'s depressing
9. Are you registered to vote? Yeah.....Damn Navy
10. Do you have cable? Directv Baby
11. What kind of computer do you use? The kind with porn on it
12. Ever made a prank phone call? Haven..'t You?
13. You like anyone right now? Are you kidding,I like everyone right now!
14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? Gonna go sky diving naked one of these days
15. Furthest place you ever traveled? Fuckin Chicago
16. Do you have a garden? .....I have Weeds
17. What's your favorite comic strip? don..'t read comics
18. Do you know all the words to the national anthem? Yeah....Fuckin Navy
19. Shower, morning or night? Both.....Gotta stay so fresh and so clean ya know
20. Best movie you've seen in the past month? Probably the new Die hard flick
21. Favorite pizza toppings? Meat lover..'s all the way
22. Chips or popcorn? Try not to eat that shit
23. What cell phone provider do you have? T-Mobile.....Catherine Zeta-Jones is hot
24. Have you ever smoked peanut shells? No....just gave me an idea though......Thank..'s Survey!
25. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? Not yet! Ha Ha
26. Orange Juice or apple? Orange juice tastes better with Vodka
27. Who were the last people you sat at lunch with? Took My Ma out the other day
28. favorite chocolate bar? Don..'t really like Chocolate
29. Who is your longest friend and how long? I..'ve known Zach the longest...... like 14 years.
30. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato? Stole some from an old ladies garden like 5 years ago
31. Have you ever won a trophy? Lots....mostly baseball
32. Favorite artist? What kinda Artist? Be more specific.....stupid survey
33. Favorite computer game? uh........you kidding i..'m not a virgin
34. Ever ordered from an infomercial? No but if you have Directv turn to channel 225 at night ladies selling dildos all night.......fuckin Hilarious!
35. Sprite or 7-UP? Sprite....their commercials are trippy
36. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school/work? Yup
37. Last thing you bought at Walgreens? Energy Drinks......like 12 actually
38. Ever thrown up in public? Oh yeah.......on a cop car
39. Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love? Finding a millionaire to truly love!
40. Do you believe in love at first sight? No....Believe in strong attraction at first sight though
41. Can exes just be friends? I thought so.....but apparently not
42. Who was the last person you visited in the hospital? My step Bro had another frickin heart surgery
43. Did you have long hair as a young kid? Ha Ha yeah......i..'m going retro and doin it again
44. What message is on your voicemail machine? idk,Why would I call myself?
45. Where would you like to go right now? San Diego baby....beach parties....large breasts....what more could you ask for?
46. What was the name of your first pet? I have no idea,
47. What kind of back pack do you have, and what's in it? A Navy one, and nothin cuz i..'m gonna burn it
48. Last incoming/outgoing call on your phone? Busta
49. What is one thing you are grateful for today? Family of course
50. What do you think about most? Beer and alcohol........I..'m Irish
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Books:

I'll read just about anything if I have time. I'm Kinda Smart ya know

Heroes:

Bill Clinton, Stewie Griffin (family guy), Will Ferrell, and Women with large breasts.