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~JesusSaves~

Gimmme, gimme gun shots

About Me

1. i can be an asshole...its true. yeah, i can be likeable....but i think im an asshole. 2. I like women...i am a..philogynist (lover of women) even tho they can be how you say...difficult. 3. I HATE MYSPACE 4. I..am a loserI belive life is ment to be lived from day to day, the fewer the worries the better. I am a very easy going person most times, everyones gotta get passionate about something tho. I like to roll with the punches life throws at me, i work with what ive got, and if its not enough, ill find a way. I like to find new ways to fix a problem, if what your doin doesnt work, do something else. To be completly honest, to me, life is nothing but a big ol game, the winner of which is whoever has the most fun and find a way to keep themselves fufilled.
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||| 36%
Stability |||||||||||||||||| 73%
Orderliness |||| 16%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 50%
Interdependence |||||||||||||| 56%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Mystical |||||| 30%
Artistic |||| 16%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Materialism |||||||||||| 50%
Narcissism |||||| 30%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Work ethic || 10%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 50%
Conflict seeking |||||||||| 36%
Need to dominate |||||| 23%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Avoidant |||||||||||||| 56%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Wealth |||| 16%
Dependency |||||||||||||||| 70%
Change averse |||||| 30%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 43%
Individuality |||||||||||| 43%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 43%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical Fitness |||||| 30%
Histrionic |||||||||| 36%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 70%
Vanity |||||||||||||| 56%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 50%
Female cliche |||||| 30% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
personality tests by similarminds.com "trait snapshot" from this test about me...words to describe my personality i guess. messy, tough, disorganized, fearless, not rule conscious, likes the unknown, rarely worries, rash, attracted to the counter culture, rarely irritated, positive, resilient, abstract, not a perfectionist, risk taker, strange, weird, self reliant, leisurely, dangerous, anti-authority, trusting, optimistic, positive, thrill seeker, likes bizarre things, sarcastic

My Interests

Music, Women, Acid, more Women, fuggin...crack rock and keeping my pimp hand strong
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I'd like to meet:

john lennon, jesus, Slug from atmosphere, God and Satan, my dream woman...a good hookup for nug, and somone who knows just how to find what i need...know what im sayin?

Music:

anything with a good beat, that i can shake my ass to

Movies:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Blow, Trainspotting, you know...all those good drug movies, except the ones about meth/crack/crank so on and so forth

Television:

television is almost as evil as myspace...almost

Books:

seriously...i like to read. Yeah ive read all the harry potters, but Hunter S. Thompson is so much better...his magic can really happen...im also very fond of the book Ismael, by Daniel Quinn...if you question our society like i do...check it out

Heroes:

i wonder why this is on here? what exactly is it for? i look up to my father, Buddah, and anyone who realizes ebonics is not a real language...learn to speak english you ghetto fucks

My Blog

my ever increasing insanity

I am going to turn into that parinoid hippy guy living in a shack somewhere...i know it.I'm 19 years old, contemtuous and distrusting of any form of power, particularly government and media, I already...
Posted by ~JesusSaves~ on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 12:57:00 PST

bout time for a new one, yes? conscience!

Well today me and Mr. Michael Schmitz had a dissagreement about the existance of a little thing called a "conscience". Now he is a firm beliver in that existing, I on the other hand think its a crock ...
Posted by ~JesusSaves~ on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 11:03:00 PST

hmmm...sound much?

now, this is interesting no? the way sound can create such patterns makes me think of what it does to us.Posted By:DmanGet this video and more at MySpace.com...
Posted by ~JesusSaves~ on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 11:27:00 PST

ichen bon shite!

I asked a girl to marry me tonite. Of course she said no...its pretty much to be expected. I think if circumstances were better she might change her mind. But it made me think about what im doing. I'm...
Posted by ~JesusSaves~ on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 11:16:00 PST

just cuz im curious...DO IT

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF:I committed suicide:I said I liked you:I kissed you:I lived next door to you:I stole something:I was hospitalized:I ran away from home:I got into a fight and you weren't there:Wen...
Posted by ~JesusSaves~ on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 10:16:00 PST

ahh the changing of seasons...

Acctually this changing of seasons pisses me off...i dont want that cold ass weather, what the fuck man? I need to dip outta MN guys...All the cold weather means to me is being locked inside for like....
Posted by ~JesusSaves~ on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 09:13:00 PST

aesop (thank you)

This ain't a burner for the whips (no it isn't) This ain't even Aesop Rock fly earthworm demeanor (no it isn't)My name is Ian Mathias Bavitz and I was born in Long Island, New York Seventy Six, before...
Posted by ~JesusSaves~ on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 01:52:00 PST

jose cuervo and a dead squirrel

Ive found my new drink ladies and gentlemen...jose is a good friend of mine now mmmm. So, last night me n fish are drinking some booze. Some damn good booze. We start off the night playing quarters, i...
Posted by ~JesusSaves~ on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 10:45:00 PST

thinkin again

So ive noticed lately...ive changed alot in the past 4-5 months. I do that alot. Ill take in new information, and run with it. I just sit back and think about what stages ive gone thru in life...the f...
Posted by ~JesusSaves~ on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 12:35:00 PST

5:30 am

so....its 530 am, ive gotten 4 hours of sleep in like....2 days, and im going mildly insane. lack of sleep will do that. Sadly..i cannot blame this sleep on say....an acid binge or a cocaine fuled ben...
Posted by ~JesusSaves~ on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 03:32:00 PST