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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

people who make me laugh, chuckle, snort, snicker and choke on my own spit because I'm trying to talk and laugh at the same time. people who have a brain and know it's dead sexy to use it. people who use their powers for good and only a little evil. people who read intellectual books because they're interesting, not just because they look good doing it. people who read said books and can discuss them afterward. people who are nitpicky about words, but will let me slide in my emails because I play fast and loose with my syntax when I'm in a hurry. people who find me loud and amusing - in a good way. If I happen to yell out 'vagina' at a nice restaurant, it's okay. It just happened to come up in conversation. Let go of your pride - there's no video camera on you. Live life and enjoy it. It won't be around very long.

On the other hand - if you're an interesting person and you have something to say, please feel free to say hi. I like talking to new people, and I tend to be pretty good at keeping in touch, even if it is rather sporadically.

I also don't mind adding bands or musicians as friends. I know you guys need the exposure. If you're playing in the Vancouver area, or somewhere that I don't mind travelling to, I'll even try to come see the show. Better yet, put me on the guest list, hey!? Good Luck!

My Blog

What is the definition of definition?

What does definition mean? How do you define you? [Edit] Its really fun when youre sleeping with-slash-dating-slash-living with your best friend. You get to talk about all the things that m...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 01:13:00 GMT

pardon me, but have you seen my vibrator?

I'll have you know, I was very torn when I sat down to write this article. I was so very tempted to write an entry entitled IM SO HAPPY, I WISH I COULD SHARE THIS FEELING WITH THE WORLD. IT WOULD BE...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

surrealistical

For the last three months, I've been feeling like I'm drifting in that fuzzy place between wakefulness and sleep, just barely managing to get by with knowing where I am at any given time. Someti...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

awesome rockclimbing = spiritual enlightenment

I'm not used to being quite this excited about something. Well, I take that back - I *am* used to being this excited, but I'm not used to having good reason to be... I had the best weekend of my lif...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

a prayer from the unreligious

Dear [Supreme Being, etc. etc.] I had a moment today that somehow came together to make me realize how truly wonderful life is. How unbelievably and infinitely precious and awesome everything is w...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

a bit of a ranting

"To Whom It May Concern" To the overly affectionate couple standing in the checkout line at NY & Co. Dude, I realize you have a hot girlfriend. Believe me, she's got a tattoo on her lower back, s...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

I wasn't faking, I swear!

Dear Toki the Sex Goddess Regarding your memorable post about women and how they can and will lie to us gullible men, in your opinion, what is the percentage of faked orgasms to real ones? Also,...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

it may be that your purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others...because mine sure is.

I drove to work this morning without even bothering to put on my makeup considering I put it on sporadically, at the 23 stoplights between my house in the boonies and my job in the all-but-inner-cit...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

There is such a thing as terrible in bed.

Have you ever slept with someone who was so unbelievably lousy in bed that you wondered how you ever wanted to sleep with them in the first place? How about someone being such utter crap in the sack ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

how to deal with a female.

While being a chickie has its perks, sometimes the negatives outweigh the free drinks. Sometimes we girls have really bad days. Sometimes those days gang up on us and we get bitchy for a few days i...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT