Mother Goose (The Adult Version) |
Abraham Lincoln was a good old man.He hopped out the window with his Dick in hand. He said, "Excuse me ladies, just doing my duty so why not pull down your pants and give me some booty."Old Mother Hub...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Oct 2008 08:46:00 GMT |
To My Queen |
If you only knew,
The amount of love I have for you,
With the sound of your voice,
The smell of your hair,
The taste of your kiss,
The feel of your skin as you touch me,
If you knew how you make me f...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 02:55:00 GMT |
How I feel bout my girl |
Like a rainbow after the rain
like a cool summer rain
like a flower growing by the spring
in the middle of the desert
your my oasis
when I'm tired and thirsty yes you are
you fill me up till I get en...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 01:13:00 GMT |
To Love Someone |
To love someone is to love them for who they are,
love them for what they do and don't do,
love them for what they say and don't say,
love them for the flaws they have; it makes them unique,
show them...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 00:50:00 GMT |
Love is the answer |
"There are four questions of value in life... What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for, and what is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same. Only love."
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Posted by on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 15:27:00 GMT |
Beer Prayer |
The Beer Prayer:Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hallowed be thy drink.Thy will be drunk,(I will be drunk),At home as in the tavern,Give us this day our foamy head,And forgive us our spillages,As we fo...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 11:37:00 GMT |
I wish you enough |
Recently I overheard a mother and daughter in their last moments together at the airport. They had announced the departure. Standing near the security gate, they hugged and the mother said, 'I love yo...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 14:32:00 GMT |
Do Me Baby |
SEXPost this and see just how many people wanna have sex with you.Do it, this is some funny stuff! Trust me, the answers you get back will amaze you. It's good to know!! Reply to this, then re-...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 09:27:00 GMT |
Leave her alone ppl |
Ok so here the jis tof wats pissin me off lately. There are ppl that seem to think that they are helpin their friend out by talkin shit bout me to my roommate monica. Get a fukin clue guys, you're onl...
Posted by on Tue, 16 May 2006 04:51:00 GMT |
Love and Pain |
Love and PainGo hand in handTake it too far andItll break like a rubber band
Love and PainShould be a crimePeople seem to get hurtTime after time
Love and PainDay after dayTime for healing Is a long w...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 17:52:00 GMT |
