BRANDON VALENTINE [PD]

Brandon Michael Valentine
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My Friends
ATTENTION:
I am not a Transexual, Transgender, Crossdresser, Tranny, Girl, Ect. I am a boy that looks like a girl and I'm gay. The End. So stop adding me thinking that I'm something I'm not. I am not eventually going to do drag so stop asking. I'm comfortable with who I am and I don't plan on changing any time soon. bye.
I'm Brandon Valentine.
Yes, This is my only account.
No I am not going to drone on about
a. How much my friends mean to me.
b. How nobody gets me and everything hurts my feelings.
or
c. What I like to do with my "bffs" "lol jk omg"
Because, best guess, you don't care.
I am not what you think.
I am also not perfect.
I make mistakes and have flaws.
But I'm still fucking gorgeous, yeah I know that.
People tend to think I'm mean and conceited.
Especially people who've ""met"" me over MySpace.
But maybe you should take the time to define the word "mean".
If to you it means not replying to your message that says "hey, whats up?"
or not joining your group.
Well then maybe I am mean.
If you want me to talk to you send me something special.
A question I've never answered before
or an idea that makes me think.
Also just because I've met you in real life doesn't mean
That I'll talk to you on here.
If you insesently use terms such as
Omg
Lol
Jk
Lyke
U
Ur
ect.
Or TyPe Lyke Dis.
I will not reply. Guaranteed.
I get tons of mail and read it all but don't have time
to reply to everything.
I really appreciate fanmail
and Adore hatemail, because that's what makes me stronger.
One last thing. I'm gay which means I don't come on MySpace to meet girls.
Overall I'm nice and I might talk to you.
Don't commit suiscide if I dont.
And Don't take me to seriously.
Brandon Valentine Loves You
" I do not like pink-velour hoodies, bath gels that smell like watermelon, edible lip gloss and initials like BFF and LOL, or the word "yummy". I also think there's something creepy about grown women who collect dolls. And I'd never use, much less wear the symbol "♥", as in "I ♥ bubble gum". I seem to be in the minority. Everywhere I look, otherwise grown women are acting and dressing like adolescents. They are stuck in cutesy, wearing baby-doll dresses, Peter Pan collars, Mary Janes, and makeup in jelly bean colors. All of this may look perfectly fine on 16 year old runway models (what doesn't?), but on 25- or 35 year old women, it's jarring. And it doesn't stop with hair, makeup and clothes. A friend in Los Angeles tell me the cocktail of the moment is the Dirty Shirley, a Shirley Temple (which even its namesake found too sweet) with a shot of vodka. The Neiman Marcus catalogue has a page devoted to Hello Kitty jewelry with diamonds and pink sapphires replacing the usual rhinestones-apparently for little girls with big budgets or big sugar daddies. it's incomprehensible to me why anyone would want real jewelry that looks entirely fake, and not only fake, but childish. A friend who owns one of the pricey new Lolita dresses told me her husband dislikes it so intensely that she only wears it when he's out of town. It probably makes him feel like a pedophile. ... "
-Linda Wells, Editor in Cheif Of Allure Magazine
"I wouldn't call myself bulimic I just ... photoshop my food intake."
My Sister:
spec spot for M.A.C. Lipstick
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