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Joey Pistons

im gonna punch your ass apart you filty' mugats

About Me

a young prizefighter with a heart of gold whoi's only weakness is his insatiable lust for blood!

My Interests

shredding.swordfights.giving up.riding ovaular bits of wood mounted on metal axels with poly eurethane cylinders. skating stupid...

I'd like to meet:

a girl about 5'2 with dark brown hair and light eyes.Someone who is really into heels and baby doll dresses, but narrowly escapes death every two seconds(clumsy).someone who wiggles when they get excited, and makes me smile when she sleeps.i can hold her like a baby or fuck her like a freight train.Someone who will live to be 104 and i will be 105, and we will die in bed together some day...

Music:

Abigor, Hecate Enthroned,Old Mans Child, Bathory,Naglfar,Obtained Enslavement, anata,Emperor,Marduk,Ulver,Amon Amarth,Envictis Noir, Cryptopsy, Angel corpse, Opeth,Goatwhore,Pessimist,immortal,Infernal,Immolation,ensla ved,Mayhem,Darkthrone,Throcult,absu,soniminos,the red chord, darkest hour,dying fetus,moon,sleep terror,elucidarius,mythotyn,blood thorn,at the gates,as hope dies,through the eyes of the dead,vintersorg,lord belial,seibenburgen,phsycroptic,origin,exhumed,borknagar,gra ve worm,morbid angel,electric light orchestra...

Movies:

anything that has to do with zombies, the macabre, armaggedon or anything of that nature that doenst blow it. Also any movie along the lines of conan.

Television:

THE VENTURE BROTHERS

Books:

The OutSiders, The Invention of Morel, The Captain is Out to Lunch and the Crew Have Taken Over the Ship,House of leaves (what i have read, anything H.P Lovecraft or Kafka, the History Of Freemasonry, the Divine Comedy,anything Cal McDonald AND A VAST ARRAY OF OTHER COMIC BOOKS (all horror none of that super hero chiqainury).

Heroes:

louis armstrong,Bruce Willis,Brock Samson, Cal McDonald, and still Smoogs.

My Blog

fuck your pigskin, i am your pigskin, u chili dog eatin face paint totin bitch.go beat your kid

so whats the deal. you spend 21 years of your life rootin for the underdog.Through the hazing, name calling, and occasional tea bagging your right there, cheerin for your squad. Then they start doin g...
Posted by Joey Pistons on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 05:32:00 PST