icebox |
Hold up now Take your timeLet me get this right Your trippin on what's in front of youCuz your lookin behind yah You got memoriesTake it from me She aint nothin like ol girl you use to know Shorty's d...
Posted by lesa on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 02:51:00 PST |
baybe g |
my poor baybe g has been hurt. she has been wounded on the drive side. fuking drunk asses at V2O. i know it was a pearl white 2002-2004 prelude. FUKING ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!! w...
Posted by lesa on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 11:20:00 PST |
rock-paper-scissors |
I UNDERSTAND THAT SCISSORS CAN BEAT PAPER, AND I GET HOW ROCK CAN BEAT SCISSORS, BUT THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY PAPER CAN BEAT ROCK.PAPER IS SUPPOSED TO MAGICALLY WRAP AROUND ROCK LEAVING IT IMMOBILE? WHY...
Posted by lesa on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 08:43:00 PST |
dear.... |
Dear Husband:I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell...
Posted by lesa on Mon, 10 Oct 2005 05:38:00 PST |
I HATE... |
being SICK!!!!!!!!this is the 2nd time this summer that i got sick. you would think that i would be super healthy cuz i workout 3-4 times a week. sucks to have such a weak immune system!&n...
Posted by lesa on Fri, 26 Aug 2005 11:25:00 PST |
Just Goes To Show |
Subject: Just goes to show ya..
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried out piteously as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was o...
Posted by lesa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
hit man |
Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them, "Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up."
...
Posted by lesa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
