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I'd like to meet:

Strawberry Shortckae because it takes a bad ass bitch to live in a world full of desserts and not get fat.strawberry shortcake
The guy in this video because he says "I'll pick up my weave and I'll walk." I think we've all been there and can be inspired by this incredibly ghetto gay guy. If you all ever see me fighting a fat chick please don't video tape it.

gay guy fights fat girl
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNp2ENERENM