Old Godzilla was hopping around, Tokyo city like a big playground, when suddenly Batman burst from the shade, and hit Godzilla with a bat grenade. Godzilla got pissed and began to attack, but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq, who proceeded to open up a can of Shaqfu, when Aaron Carter came out of the blue, and started beating up Shaquille O'Neil, then they both got flattened by the Batmobile, but before he could make it back to the Bat Cave, Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave, and took an AK-47 out from under his hat and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat, but he ran out of bullets and he ran away, because Optimus Prime came to save the day. Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime, like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime, then Shaq came back covered in a tire track, but Jackie Chan jumped down and landed on his back, and Batman was injured and trying to get steady when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete, but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped, and Indiana Jones took him out with his whip, then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind, and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find, because Batman stole it and he shot and he missed, and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist, then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault, while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault onto Optimus Prime but they collided in the air, then they both got hit by a care bear stare. Angels sang out in an immaculate chours, down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris, who delievered a kick which could shatter bones, into the crotch of Indiana Jones, who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain, as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne, but Chuck saw through this clever disguise, and crushed Batman's head in between his thighs. Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Night, and Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie, and Cowboy Curtis, and Jambie the Genie, Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston, and Theodore Logan, Spock, the Rock, Doc Oc, and Hulk Hogan all came out of nowhere landing fast, and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass, it was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw with civilians looking on in total awe. The fight raged on for a century, many lives were claimed but eventually, the champion stood, the rest saw their better...Mr. Rogers in a blood stained sweater...
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Kurosaki Ichigo
Kakashi
Edward
Kouga
Firey wolf/kitsune spirit thingy
Kurogane
Kero and Spinel
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Aimee
Birthday: July 9th
Birthplace: CA
Current Location: CA
Eye Color: dark brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5' 7''-ish
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Native American, Spanish, and some other things mixed in there too
The Shoes You Wore Today: flip flops (when do i evah wear anything else?)
Your Weakness: anime!!
Your Fears: spiders, heights, death, unhappiness
Your Perfect Pizza: cheese, olives, and green peppers
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: make some new college friends, go sea kayaking and surfing again
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: meh...
Your Best Physical Feature: my lovely swim team tan that has become more or less permanent?? lol
Your Bedtime: anytime
Your Most Missed Memory: summer 06 memories
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: i don't really like either...
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: don't care
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate!!
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee...frappuccino plz
Do you Smoke: no way
Do you Swear: sometimes
Do you Sing: DO i sing? yes, sometimes. CAN i sing? that's prolly a no
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: yes :]
Do you want to go to College: i would hope so, considering i'm *in* college!
Do you want to get Married: someday
Do you belive in yourself: i'm not very confident
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: somewhat
Are you a Health Freak: no... i love my junk food!
Do you get along with your Parents: very well
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes! when i'm not out in them
Do you play an Instrument: piano, and i'm currently learning some guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: don't drink
In the past month have you Smoked: don't smoke
In the past month have you been on Drugs: don't do drugs!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: well, not a whole box
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: vegetarian!
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: don't drink!!
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: heck no
How do you want to Die: not even going to think about this one
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: rly wish i knew!
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan (but I'd also like to travel the world)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green!
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: depends!
Height: preferably a little taller than me, but doesn't really matter
Weight: in decent shape
Best Clothing Style: anything comfortable and and at least somewhat stylish
Number of Drugs I have taken: none! one cannot rule the world if one is addicted to drugs!
Number of CDs I own: CDs...haha how quaint
Number of Piercings: just the ears
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: ...
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