im a surprise the minute you will meet me
ali
its not alison, alexandra, or any other name you wish to adress me
i am a selfish person that will give the world to you
i truely believe there is a time and place for everything
farting
you will never hear me do it
or at least
admit to it
alice in wonderland is my favorite story
i am intrigued by the idea of a fantasy world
or at least being out of your mind and limits
drugs? you might ask
not anymore
sometimes life will slap you in the face
roughly, i am a very realistic person
i will often hurt myself
or put myself in an uncomfortable situation knowing the reality of life
i will take chances
if they deserve to be taken
im a hippy at heart
layed back
i choose my battles wisely
i hate when people challenge my actions
im good at making people feel terrible for what the did
dont talk to me about religion
unless you want your jaw to drop on my sacreligious views
im lazy
but i do everything i can to make things work
given the situation
i have the worlds smallest hands
it creeps people out
i can live off of noodles
and cheese
hairy people gross me out
if you are too much of a pussy to wax
then dont ask me on a date
i have had my wedding planned out since i was 5
remember mash?
but dont fall in love with me
if you cant handle everything about me
i love my space(not myspace...my own time)
being with my friends and family is more than i could ask for
life is what you make it
i am fully responsible for the things i choose
i try not to blame my disasters on anyone
but myself
i play the devils advocate
i will disagree with you
and you will hear it till i get my way
or at least admit to understanding my point of view
i would like to believe i know a lot
i would like to think people will remember me
i like to somehow touch and make a difference
in everyones life that comes in contact with me
just remember what i said
i am a surprise
from the minute you meet me
good maybe bad
but i like to be positive.
the end
I tattoo at Golden Apple on 6th street in Austin. Hit me up or stop in to make an appointment.
