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Laur

He never allows the tests you face to be greater than the grace he gives you to handle them

About Me


I am...a simple, complicated person! I'm the best of both extremes! I've been told that I'm all or nothing...and I'll take that as a compliment! I know what I want and I'll go to great lengths to get it. I would rather try and fail than sit and wonder. I used to be a control freak, but nursing school has taken that away from me...somewhat! I'm goofy and clumsy as heyl, but I come off bitchy and snoby (so I've been told), but believe it or not I am pretty nice! Haha...maybe! The only problem is, I'm extremely blunt and sarcastic! I don't believe in tellin lies to make someone feel better...sheit what are friends for?!? I'd rather someone I care about tell me the truth no matter how much it hurts, than to lie to my face!
My homies are fam, and fam always gets top priority! I ♥ ♥ ♥kiddies, I'm quite motherly, but just a little too selfish right now to think about that. I do love the finer things in life, but I do appreciate the little things. It doesn't take much to make me smile! I am a bit high maintenance, but don't get it twisted...I take care of myself! I'm a hopeless romantic, but I can call bullsheit better than most people! (You really can't bullsheit a bullsheitter...seriously!) Livin my life with no regrets...smilin at what I have and not what I have lost! Everything I have ever done has made me who I am today...
ME...take it or leave it!

My Interests

my strength: ♥ mah homies (cause they keep mah ass in check, no matter how much they wanna beat some sense into me they've always got mah back and for some reason when I'm with them everything is funny...even when you hurt yourself!)

my addictions: laughing, shopping: {MAC and Arden B. whore!}, playin n watchin football, REDSKINS, yummy food, peach iced tea, cooking without recipies, Sudoku, warm weather, Granby, tulips, lilies, sunflowers, roses, fairy tale endings, good books, road trips, layin out, relaxin

my entertainment: people watchin (it's my favorite pastime) and myself! I'm a cornball! I'm easily amused! haha!

my sanity: gymin it, PIMMs n Flirtinis

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who loves to laugh and can stand my sarcasm and not take things personally! Oh and if you leave me some raunchy ass message don't be surprised when I don't respond!

Music:

whats on repeat right now? Colbie Caillat

Movies:

Anything that has smart ass dialogues or has the ability to make you go "awww thas so sweet, I wish that sheit happened in real life."

Television:

Grey's Anatomy, What About Brian, CSI: Miami, Nip/Tuck, American Idol, Football, Sex & the City reruns! TFC soaps...what I keep that sheit real!?! haha!

Books:

**NOTICE** "Please cancel my subscription cause I don't need your issues" Haha! Thanks weena!

Currently Reading: Every Nursing Book known to man!!!!

Heroes:

My Godsista and Comare...cause she is the epitomy of strength, courage and love!