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Art

Not all who wander are lost

About Me

I watch the world through calm eyes and soft-spoken humor. Both friends and strangers find me easy to talk to. And while I have great stories, given the choice I'd prefer to listen. I've been, done, and seen more in my life, than most people get to do in several life-times. I like adventure, and look forward to the next one. I'm not particularly fond of crowds or smoky bars, preferring the quiet of a remote hiking trail, wind through the rigging of a sailboat, or getting lost in a Jeep with a sleeping bag in the back.

You Have a Phlegmatic Temperament
Mild mannered and laid back, you take life at a slow pace.
You are very consistent - both in emotions and actions.
You tend to absorb set backs easily. You are cool and collected.
It is difficult to offend you. You can remain composed and unemotional.
You are a great friend and lover. You don't demand much of others.
While you are quiet, you have a subtle wit that your friends know well.
What Temperment Are You?
Your Brain's Pattern
You have a tempered, reasonable way of thinking.
You tend to take every new idea in, and meld it with your world view.
For you, everything is always changing. Each moment is different.
Your thinking process tends to be very natural - with no beginnings or endings.
What Pattern Is Your Brain?
You Are a Log Ride
You prefer to live a fairly calm, relaxed life... with a few surprises thrown in.
You don't tend to get yourself worked up easily. You can roll with what life throws at you.
In relationships, you are steady and solid. You maintain a pretty broad perspective on what's going on.
That's not to say you can't get swept away. You're emotions run as deep as anyone else's.
Your life seems like it has been remarkably easy so far. But that's due to how you manage it.
You never stretch yourself too thinly, and you think out your decisions carefully.
Taking the time to enjoy each day is important to you, and you don't let your emotions rule you.
You stay the course and do what's right... knowing it will all work out in the end.
At your best, you are tolerant and understanding of other people's quirks.
You take "go with the flow" to the extreme. Even if you don't like where you're going.
At your worst, you repress your feelings.
What Carnival Ride Are You?
Which of the Star wars cast are you?
Obi wan kenobi
He is revealed as a Jedi Knight, who then tutors Luke Skywalker in the Jedi arts. In episodes I-III he appears as a young Jedi, progressing from apprentice to master and tutoring the young Anakin Skywalker.


What Star Wars Character Are You?

My Interests

Sailing, hiking, camping, SCUBA diving, downhill skiing, target shooting, SCA (Society for Creative Anachronism), kite flying, MMORPGs, motorcycling, poker, and gizmos.

I'd like to meet:


Old friends. New friends. People with character.
Who I'd Like to Date:

I'm looking for someone who is independent, self-sufficient, but above all flexible. Personality and chemistry are big factors. I don't like drama, nor do I play guessing games. I favor women who are straight forward and uncomplicated. Non-smokers.

Your Ideal Relationship is Casual Dating
Maybe you're looking for love...
But mostly you're looking for fun.
You could get serious with the right person.
For now, though, you're enjoying playing the field. What's Your Ideal Relationship? Who I'd Like to Avoid:

People whose only friend is Tom, People who have awful layouts that make the text hard to read, Bands that suck, People with profiles whose only purpose is to lure you to cheesy webcam sites, lame dating sites, or "Free" crap. People who go out of their way to talk about politics or religion.
Where to find me:

Being a Freight-dog (cargo jet pilot ) the one big drawback to me is my job has me leashed to a pager. During the week there is no telling when it will go off next. And while most of time I have my week-ends free, there are no guarantees. So my free time is a bit unpredictable.
Since my job has me flying all over with no set schedule ... here is a way to see where I'm at.
live flight tracking





Music:

Jimmy Buffett, Van Halen, Jay Ferguson, England Dan and John Ford Coley ...

Movies:

Hopscotch (w/ Walter Matthau ), A Boy and His Dog, Usual Suspects, Shawshank Redemption, Star Wars, ...

Television:

CSI, Mythbusters, Unit, Heros, Shark, Doctor Who, Battlestar Galactica, Lost, Rescue Me, Shield, Rome, Sopranos, Meerkat Manor, SG-1, Venture Bros., ...

Books:

"Island of the Sequined Love Nun" and "Dirty Job" by Christopher Moore, "Old Man's War" by John Scalzi
Things That Make Life Grand Seafood, BMW motorcycles, sweatpants, sneakers, high-speed internet, hammocks, calm water and 10 knot winds, old dogs, young horses, a good bluff at cards, Jeeps, honesty, iPods, and a good game of chess.
Current Time


Art's Details
Status: Amicably Divorced
Here for: Dating, Friends, Tomfoolery
Orientation: Straight
Hometown: Snyder, Texas
Body type: 6' 0" / Better than average
Ethnicity: Caucasian (Very Nordic)
Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius
Smoke / Drink: Hell No / Occasionally
Children: Nope, I prefer peace and quiet
Education: BS Aeronautics
Occupation: Pilot (Freight Dog)
Art's Schools
Parks College Of Engr And Avi
Saint Louis, MO
Graduated: 1991
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Aviation Science
Minor: Aviation Maint. Mgmt.
Greek: Alpha Eta Rho

1989 to 1994
Baylor University
Waco, TX
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
1984 to 1986
Western Texas College
Snyder, TX
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Associate's Degree
1982 to 1984
Snyder H S
Snyder, TX
Graduated: 1982
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
1978 to 1982

You are The Wheel of Fortune

Good fortune and happiness but sometimes a species of intoxication with success

The Wheel of Fortune is all about big things, luck, change, fortune. Almost always good fortune. You are lucky in all things that you do and happy with the things that come to you. Be careful that success does not go to your head however. Sometimes luck can change.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.


Your Personality is Very Rare (INFP)
Your personality type is dreamy, romantic, elegant, and expressive.
Only about 5% of all people have your personality, including 6% of all women and 4% of all men
You are Introverted, Intuitive, Feeling, and Perceiving. How Rare Is Your Personality?
You Are the Ego
You take a balanced approach to your life.
You definitely aren't afraid to act out on your desires - even crazy ones.
But you usually think first. Morals drive you as much as hedonism does.
You've been able to live a life of pleasure... without living a life of excess. Are You Id, Ego, or Superego?
My score on The Firefly Crewmember Test :
Wash
(You scored 8 aggression, 66 niceness, and 68 intelligence!)
Link: The Firefly Crewmember Test ( )
Art's Stolen Quote for the Year
Those are static wicks, not curb feelers ( Stolen from Scott )
Art's Stolen Quote for the Month
"If I'm going to die, its not going to be with shit in my pants."
Art's Stolen Quote for the Week
"Fate has its own plans." What Is Your Battle Cry?


H ark! Who is that, prowling over the mountains! It is Art, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! He roars mightily:

"I'm going to pound you so forcibly, you'll reincarnate as an X-file!!!"


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My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is:
His Excellency Sir Art the Superficial of Peevish St Victor
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Art's Latest Fortune Cookie
I swear I got this one last night 5-29-07
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Art's Famous Last Words Will Be:
"I dunno, press the button and find out." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?
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Heroes:


Dating & Relationship Advice
MySpace Layouts

My Blog

Alternative to Creationism

Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster ...
Posted by Art on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 09:24:00 PST

Another in the list of quizes

The Lover Style Profile Test: The Exotic Lover (36% partner focus, 47% aggressiveness, 55% adventurousness) Based on the results of this test, it is highly likely that:You prefer your romance a...
Posted by Art on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 06:22:00 PST

Pirate Quiz

What Kind of Pirate are Ye? (*Pix*)Cut Throat PirateAye Aye Captain! You have the attitude to rule the Seven Seas! You like to take charge in life and consider all of your Crew Members as brothers. ...
Posted by Art on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 07:24:00 PST

Guy Rules

We always hear "the rules" From the female side.Now here are the rules from the male side.These are our rules!In no particular order:Men ARE NOT mind readers.Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a bi...
Posted by Art on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 09:19:00 PST

Check engine light

With my erratic work vs. sleep schedule, I found myself staring at the ceiling at 2am. I had noticed earlier in the day while driving to Scott's house for an evening of poker that my "check engine" li...
Posted by Art on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 08:59:00 PST

They must like their paint job ...

FedEx flying around thunderstorm FedEx Planes Dodging Storm - Watch more free videos...
Posted by Art on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 07:27:00 PST

what happens when you add mentos to beer

We all know what happens when you add mentos to diet coke.. but what happens when you add mentos to beer? ...
Posted by Art on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 06:04:00 PST

Yep, I'm Damned

Greed:Medium Gluttony:High Wrath:Low Sloth:Hi gh Envy:Very Low Lust:High Pride:Low Take the Seven Deadly Sins QuizThe Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sec...
Posted by Art on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 07:43:00 PST

Got to love those Beer Commercials

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Posted by Art on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 08:12:00 PST

Calvin and Hobbes

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Posted by Art on Sat, 05 May 2007 06:44:00 PST