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DIRTY WHITE BOY

All right...who parked a Buick in the trailer park?

About Me


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DIRTY WHITE BOY... But my female neighbors know me as "hey, you in the bushes"I'm an old pervert with a dick like the titanic...Big as hell but sinks to soon.My goal in life is to become a bitter old man, and I think I'm reaching my goal nicely...one day I will be poppin viagra before my spongebaths and chasing the nurses around the retirement home...I look like frankenstien slapped with ugly, I smell like a dead animal set afire...My hair is mangy and dirty and caked in blood...I'm sarcastic as a motherfucker but do take everything I say seriously...I hate you all. I want to start a group and have only me in it and complain about all you fuckers...I'm liked by few and hated by many, I wouldn't have it any other way...I have ADD with rage, bi-polar, paranoia and PTSD...I survive on a strict diet of coffee, energy drinks and ciggarettes...I keep myself occupied by masturbating to pictures of Seth Green while wearing a suit made of cat intestines and singing it's a small world...Did I mention that I hate you all?I HAVE A VERY BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN MY LIFE WHO I HAVE BEEN WITH ALMOST 8 YEARS, 2 DARLING DAUGHTERS AND MY FIRST SON. AS DYSFUNCTIONAL AS MY FAMILY IS, THEY MEAN THE WORLD TO ME AND IF YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT INTERFERING IN OUR GROWTH YOU WILL SUFFER.
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Disorder Rating
Paranoid : Very High
Schizoid : High
Schizotypal : Very High
Antisocial : High
Borderline : Very High
Histrionic : High
Narcissistic : Very High
Avoidant : Very High
Dependent : Very High
Obsessive-Compulsive : High
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My Interests

PLAYING GRAB ASS AT FUNERALS, TEA BAGGING SCHOOL BUS DRIVERS, PRACTICING ACUPUNCTER WITH LAWN DARTS, MOLESTING INSECTS, LICKING STRANGERS, YOU KNOW THE TYPICAL BULLSHIT...

I'd like to meet:



Come and join the lo's and lette's at the biggest & greatest fuckin group on myspace...

Music:

I.C.P, TWIZTID, LAMB OF GOD, THROWDOWN, CRADLE OF FILTH, SLAYER, CLUTCH, SEX PISTOLS, DIMMU BORGIR, SKINLESS, A.B.K, PANTERA, E-TOWN CONCRETE, TOOL, SAMAEL, GWAR, N.I.N, TYPE-O-NEGATIVE, HATEBREED, SWORN ENEMY, FEAR FACTORY, ALL THAT REMAINS, DOPE, SLIPKNOT, KOTTONMOUTH KINGS, RAMMSTIEN, PRO-PAIN, I ALSO CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF 80'S MUSIC...LONG LIVE THE HAIR BANDS!!

Movies:

I'M A FREAK FOR ZOMBIE MOVIES, I LOVE HORROR FILMS. OFFBEAT COMEDIES AND FAST PACED ACTION MOVIES... OTHERS... THE BIG LEBOWSKI, SHAUN OF THE DEAD, FREAKS (1932), KILLER CLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE, SPACE BALLS, EMPIRE RECORDS, LABRYNTH, PRINCESS BRIDE, DAZED AND CONFUSED, ARMY OF DARKNESS, THE TERMINAL, CRASH...

Television:

CARLOS MENCIA, SCRUBS, OVERHAULIN, WRECKS TO RICHES, FAMILY GUY, NIP TUCK, THE SHIELD, PINKS, KYLE XY, DIRTY JOBS, UFC, WAR AT HOME, DOES ANYONE ACTUALLY READ THIS SHIT? FUCK, I COULD SAY I MASTURBATE WHILE WATCHING MARTHA STEWART AND NO ONE PAYS ATTENTION TO ANYTHING I WRITE HERE SO...

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What house of 1000 corpses character are you?

Captain Spaulding
He seems like the all around good guy. He likes to play jokes, entertain all his guests at his

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Family...

  How do you protect, and yet not overcrowd? How can you teach and still let go to let mistakes happen? How do you shelter and not become a bigot?   If everything goes good, despite the&nbs...
Posted by DIRTY WHITE BOY on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 02:31:00 PST

Nonsense...

To much to do and never enough time...isn't that how it always is? I have a dozen projects going on and each of those includes a dozen different steps to get them done...all in all I can say I am not ...
Posted by DIRTY WHITE BOY on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 04:25:00 PST

YOU NEED ME...I DON'T NEED YOU...

    FOR THOSE WHO HAVE NEVER MET ME...FOR THOSE THAT COME ACROSS MY PROFILE...FOR THOSE THAT ADD ME AND THEN THINK "WHO THE FUCK DOES HE THINK HE IS?"     I AM WHO I AM....
Posted by DIRTY WHITE BOY on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 03:36:00 PST

EVERYONE HAS FELT THIS...

THIS IS WHERE I USUALLY RANT ABOUT WHAT PISSED ME OFF TODAY, OR MAKE UP SOME PSYCHOTIC POEM...I THOUGHT I'D CHANGE IT UP... THIS IS A POEM I WROTE MANY YEARS AGO, AND IT IS STILL CLOSE TO ME, LEAVING ...
Posted by DIRTY WHITE BOY on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 08:33:00 PST

W.T.F....CAKE BOYS...

W.T.F!!!!! SO, I'M WATCHIN TV, AND THEY HAVE SOME STUPID SHOW ON WITH ALL THESE FUCKIN "CAKE BOYS". FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT DON'T KNOW THE MEANING, THEY ARE THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT A MAN SUPPOSED TO BE...T...
Posted by DIRTY WHITE BOY on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 06:16:00 PST

VOICES...

VOICES, VOICES...SCREAMING VOICES      ROARING IN MY HEAD VOICES, VOICES...SCREAMING VOICES      MAKING ME WISH I WERE DEAD VOICES, VOICES...ANGRY VOICES  ...
Posted by DIRTY WHITE BOY on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 09:26:00 PST

DANIELLA...

IT'S BEEN ABOUT TEN YEARS SINCE I HAVE SEEN HER BEAUTIFUL FACE, HELD HER LITTLE HANDS AND KISSED HER SWEET CHEEK. WHAT DOES SHE THINK OF ME? DOES SHE CALL SOMEONE ELSE DADDY? DOES SHE THINK I FORGOT A...
Posted by DIRTY WHITE BOY on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 04:42:00 PST