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DIRTY WHITE BOY... But my female neighbors know me as "hey, you in the bushes"I'm an old pervert with a dick like the titanic...Big as hell but sinks to soon.My goal in life is to become a bitter old man, and I think I'm reaching my goal nicely...one day I will be poppin viagra before my spongebaths and chasing the nurses around the retirement home...I look like frankenstien slapped with ugly, I smell like a dead animal set afire...My hair is mangy and dirty and caked in blood...I'm sarcastic as a motherfucker but do take everything I say seriously...I hate you all. I want to start a group and have only me in it and complain about all you fuckers...I'm liked by few and hated by many, I wouldn't have it any other way...I have ADD with rage, bi-polar, paranoia and PTSD...I survive on a strict diet of coffee, energy drinks and ciggarettes...I keep myself occupied by masturbating to pictures of Seth Green while wearing a suit made of cat intestines and singing it's a small world...Did I mention that I hate you all?I HAVE A VERY BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN MY LIFE WHO I HAVE BEEN WITH ALMOST 8 YEARS, 2 DARLING DAUGHTERS AND MY FIRST SON. AS DYSFUNCTIONAL AS MY FAMILY IS, THEY MEAN THE WORLD TO ME AND IF YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT INTERFERING IN OUR GROWTH YOU WILL SUFFER.
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Disorder Rating
Paranoid : Very High
Schizoid : High
Schizotypal : Very High
Antisocial : High
Borderline : Very High
Histrionic : High
Narcissistic : Very High
Avoidant : Very High
Dependent : Very High
Obsessive-Compulsive : High
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