the economic downturn has found me |
the company i work for molted today, laying off sixty people, most ofwhom i suspect never saw it coming. this being my first layoff, icould never have imagined the atmosphere in that place today. i ...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jan 2009 19:31:00 GMT |
no one should live like this |
Cut weiners in bite-size pieces. Dice potatoes. Add pork and beans. Bake at 325 degrees about 40 minutes or until potatoes are done.
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 19:39:00 GMT |
welcome to 1995 |
don't you hate it when the owner of the couch you're currently living on gets his dsl shut off and is forced to resort to dial-up meaning i am now significantly delayed in my noble efforts to post imp...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 09:52:00 GMT |
frame up |
last night i dreamt that i shot madonna with a rifle, but i made it look like courtney love did it.
Posted by on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 13:25:00 GMT |
time-lapse relationship |
[Interior. Rob's house in Little Rock. Late Saturday morning. He awakes, stumbles into his gayly appointed living room, lights a cigarette. He notices the light on his phone f...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Oct 2005 21:54:00 GMT |
going down, and not in a good way |
i have decided that this will (hopefully) be my last work/office entry, as i fear my toe is right on the line separating general amusing pissiness from becoming andy rooney. and no one wants tha...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Oct 2005 13:44:00 GMT |
cuffed and stuffed |
if you happen to be a regular reader of this blog, youre probably keenly aware that I rarely have good things to say about los angeles, but on this particular day I am compelled to say hooray for ho...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 14:16:00 GMT |
practice makes perfect |
i trip over the same bump in the street crossing sunset every single day of my life on the way to work. believe me, the meaning of this is not lost on me.
Posted by on Fri, 07 Oct 2005 13:23:00 GMT |
the next guy |
my life is all paper clips and staples
philosophy on a post-it note
collated epiphanies
my mind is a cubicle
within a cubicle
inside a very large box
my boss refers to my predecessor as "the other guy...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 15:29:00 GMT |
the day of the locust, or the gift of disappointment |
today marks the fourth anniversary of the day i packed up my trunk and watched little rock get smaller in my rear view mirror. the future looked so promising. the past looked so wretched.&...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Sep 2005 12:46:00 GMT |
