Bob Geldoff - Not for his humanitarian work over the years,but just to give him a bath... think that it may speed up his cause if you could sit in a room next to the guy...Dick Dastardly (and Muttley)... deep down inside he just wants to be a winner.Chris Morris for his comic genius.A pirate named 'Scurvy',A Ned who won't steal my wheelie bin for a convenient camp fire......and Lou Rhodes from 'Lamb' - She's like an ickle wee pixie with a gorgeous voice.