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Chris

Yugioh masta of disasta

About Me

Drinking and drugs are the two coolest things a person can do.

I'm the solidest guy alive - I use barbed wire for tooth floss, I bathe in pools of molten rock, and I have to walk sideways up the stairs so that my arms don't tear holes in the walls. I can count to infinity +1 on one hand, which comes in handy when I measure the circumference of my biceps. I can punch so fast that my fist exceeds the speed of light and seperates into photons, which can then travel across the earth, reassemble, and hit some asian kid in the face. It's OK though, because I can regenerate my body by saying "british soldiers" 5 times in one second. It normally only takes .3 seconds, so I use the other .7 seconds to bench press 3000 pounds 30 times with perfect form.

My Interests

Music, food, Yu-Gi-Oh (My guilty pleasure), people who say drugs are bad but still drink to excess (and vice-versa)

I'd like to meet:

Conan O'Brien, any bands that I like

Music:

Rise Against, The Hives, The Offspring, The Beastie Boys, The White Stripes, Foo Fighters, Pilate

Movies:

SEX STARVED FUCK SLUTS #22 - STINKY WHITE WOMEN

Television:

Conan O'Brien, Jungle Run, Married with Children

Books:

Lord of the Rings trilogy, the Mallorean series, Redwall series, lots of books by Charles Dickens

Heroes:

Cactus Chef

My Blog

Holy fucking nutsac

I beat Gilgamesh today in FFXII at level forty freaking seven. It was the most insane fight ever, and it took me almost an hour.  It was well worth it however, and best of all, I beat him wi...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 10:02:00 PST

Tournament FTW

I think I'm gonna enter this Wednesday at Galaxy. I'm nervous, but with a deck like mine why the hell should I be? I guess it's my side deck that I'm worried about, I've never built one before and I'm...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 01:19:00 PST

Ratbox FTW

(42) (24) 3x Cyber Dragon3x Giant Rat3x Hydrogeddon2x Elemental Hero Wildheart2x Exiled Force2x Dekoichi the Battlechanted Locomotive2x Don Zaloog1x Injection Fairy Lily1x Elemental Hero Stratos1x D....
Posted by Chris on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 07:36:00 PST

Warning

If you're gonna ask me to comment on your picture, and it is any one of the following, DON'T: A picture of you and your BFA picture of you and your BFFA picture of you in black and whiteA picture of y...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 12:32:00 PST

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My deck is so different now...it's completely changed.  I was such a different duelist when I wrote that...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 04:30:00 PST

My deck

Right now, my deck is crap. I hate it...it makes me want to kill myself. Why is everybody elses deck better than mine? I just feel so inferior... Sometimes I just wish that when I would come home, my ...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 02:23:00 PST