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cheryl

Don't make eye contact!

About Me

Who am I....and why should I put it all here for everyone to read? Shouldn't you get to know me on your own? Let's see.....I work a lot but manage to have fun with my friends & family. I like to have fun all the time or at least most of the time. Laughing at inappropriate times is always fun.Someday when I grow up, which won't be for a very long time. I'm either going to become a zamboni driver for the NHL or work at Lisa's bait stand. Unless of course I could become a rockstar like Donnie or a circus worker. The circus would give me the opportunity to travel the world, but I don't really like cotton candy or children so that may be a bad choice. I think I'll strive for the zamboni driver and bait stand professional as a back up. It's always good to have a plan B. Lately I've been thinking about helping Lisa out when she takes her fight club on the road. I believe she has a pretty extensive tour scheduled (I like to travel) and since she's new at this she might need a massage therapist on staff. I could also be in charge of making drinks. See how multi-talented I am? I will be an invaluable part of this tour. I can also act as screener for the groupies that are sure to want her. I 'll hand out those "special" passes. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge...say no more.

My Interests

Fun, fun and more fun. I like live music. Throwing rotten fruit and half eaten apple cores from a moving vehicle at pedestrians. Of course Lisa will assit with the apple cores.

I'd like to meet:

Michael Hutchene, but it's a little late for that now and that guy whose ass I wanted to bite.

Music:

RHCP, INXS, Rage,Godsmack, Metallica lots of stuff except techno crap, oh and no country either.

Movies:

Braveheart is my favorite. I like scary vampire movies that will cause me to have nightmares (weird...I know). Horror movies without too much gore I like a psychological thriller, something to get in your head. My Chauffer...it is babe isn't it? I love mindless funny movies.

Television:

Rescue Me, Nip Tuck, 24, Lost...what a loser I think I watch too much TV.

Books:

I hope they serve beer in hell by Tucker Max (see inappropriate can be funny), Scary stuff...Clive Barker, Steven King...although newer Steven King has gotten just weird.

Heroes:

Shelly Beanzz, Lisa & Kelli
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Roxanne Leigh
Birthday: The entire month of March
Birthplace: Woo-town
Current Location: Top Secret
Eye Color: Bloodshot most of the time, occasionally green
Hair Color: brown for now thinking about blonde
Height: taller than you can imagine
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty...tighty
Your Heritage: Irish/English which makes me whiter than white and predisposed to drunkeness
The Shoes You Wore Today: hooker boots
Your Weakness: TBA
Your Fears: frogs and vampires
Your Perfect Pizza: The kind I have with Kelli
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To drive a zamboni for the NHL
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: WTF, I like to use this in office memos as well.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Wonder Twin Powers Activate
Your Best Physical Feature: I used to say my eyes but they have betrayed me
Your Bedtime: Later than yours...ha ha
Your Most Missed Memory: Am I missing memories? Who knew?
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendy's
Single or Group Dates: Both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: The kind Alice & the white rabbit serve
Chocolate or Vanilla: Most definitely, Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee, but only sometimes....it makes my head hurt
Do you Smoke: smoke what??? Uhhh...No
Do you Swear: Like a sailor, oh wait I am a sailor
Do you Sing: I perform live concerts in my car and I think I'm great. Others do not share the same view.
Do you Shower Daily: Give me a sniff and you decide
Have you Been in Love: Yes,although it is at times a painful and sometimes elusive process....next question
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that
Do you want to get Married: Never again........I prefer to live in sin
Do you belive in yourself: Sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yes, Want to ride on the merry go round with me?
Do you think you are Attractive: When I pop in my glass eye and attach my hook arm I'm beautious
Are you a Health Freak: Cherry Garcia Ice Cream is health food because it comes from Vermont......right?
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes....very much so
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love them
Do you play an Instrument: Kazoo
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Perhaps....okay...yes
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No, I hate the mall and shopping
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: A whole box is bit much, but I do keep them on hand with root beer in case a land shark stops by
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, I don't like cooked fish, do you think I could choke down live bait?
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: I'm not quite sure
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Brrrrr.......too cold ask me in the summer
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: The Hope Diamond
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Perhaps
Ever been Beaten up: No, I'm the pocketbook holder I don't fight
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: I haven't really planned for this event, but I think it should be quick and I should be having fun
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Zamboni Driver, Circus Worker, Rock Star the choices are endless
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy this would be Shelly's country that's shaped like a boot. No doubt the hooker boots she was wearing today.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Eyes are good just not on potatoes
Favourite Hair Color: Whatever.....
Short or Long Hair: I'm a fan of big, long 80's hair although that's just silly now
Height: whatever
Weight: whatever
Best Clothing Style: blah blah blah too many questions
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: many
Number of Piercings: 7
Number of Tattoos: zero
Number of things in my Past I Regret: getting married
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