I am Annie, Hear Me Roar!
I'm feeling a little bit
right now.
I have a viking helmet. It is amazing. You should get one too.
Also I have an umbrella . It's better than yours.
i am the person you will dedicate your existence to after half a bag of very vinegary chips and a snakebite apiece. you won't forget me. and i won't be ignored. i'm insignificant and always will be, which is a shame really, because i'm neat-o. vain? yeah. and i would like a hug.
i wave at people i don't know. i try to catch flies. i think chairs are a brilliant invention, especially rocking, spinning or wonky chairs. i'm often found running in circles in the usual way. i like cornography . over the top statements and unnecessary cursing for the fucking win dudes! i like glowsticks and things in rainbow colours. i find brian blessed amazing. i sing irrelevant songs about president mugabe. i dance at inappropriate times. i want to get very old and race people on my motorised scooter.
i am valuable:
$2,098,152 according to HumanForSale.com, $4,948 according to CadaverForSale.com.
i often rage on the subjects of:
the colour beige, apostrophe abuse, idiots, snobs, closed-mindedness, intolerance, poorly judged assumptions, those adverts on MySpaz that make noise when you accidentally mouse-over them, being politically correct.
per·verse [p?r vúrs]
adj
1. purposely being unreasonable: purposely deviating from what is accepted as good, proper, or reasonable
2. unreasonably stubborn: unreasonably stubborn, contrary, or awkward
3. willfully doing wrong: willfully persisting in what is wrong
4. perverted: perverted (archaic)
[14th century. Via Old French from Latin perversus , the past participle of pervertere (see pervert).]
that's me right there. ↑
i are an scientist! i does over-analysis and over-criticism of fings - i'm undecided about whether these are good traits. i can be frigid, paranoid and untrusting. i know these aren't good traits. to be honest, there are better things to watch than your own back, a good example is hugh laurie doing a jig. i'm sure you can think of more.
i don't like myself very much. i suck. and you probably do too, but i've heard no complaints about your technique, eh eh!
i'm nothing special. but i like it that way. :)
anything else you need to know can be found here.
STALK ME! i'd like that. only in this order though, please... i like to be more than just a number, cheers. :)
