Our great big fluffy black pussy Biffy, she's a cutey ;o)
The usage of obscene and childish language eg "gash", "pish", "fanny flaps", "cunt hole", "menstrual fluid", oh, wait a minute, just realised all the above are about women... they must be on the mind... "arse bandit", "smell of shit", "gayboy", "windowlicker", "uphill gardener", "hairy ring" oh... wait a minute, just realised all the abouve are about our flatmate... he must on the mind.
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Brody Dalle - so we can participate in bad and dirty sexual antics with her, Trent Reznor - same reason as above, Spongebob squarepants and his lil pal Patrick... - in a totally innocent way, i like to think of spongebob as asexual, and yer maw for the first reason!!!
NiN, Distillers, Biffy Clyro, Marilyn Manson (i know i'm sad, please dont keep telling me, i blame my "special" qualities!!!) etc blah blah blah
Tank Girl, yah?! Fight Club, Leon and our pals film Spongebob Squarepants. None of Daves dodgy porn dvds, especially the good the bad and the naughty!! they're not quite "normal". But he's not getting any so any nakedness will float his boat - especially underagers - hahahahahaha!!! (With their little ponies!)
CSI, Sugar Rush - the DJ wifeys very yummy. But she apparently looks like a chipmunk according to jay. We have endless debates about the entertainment of house programmes, and argue over big brother - dave would rather suck shit out his mothers ass than watch real tv, even the news
I work in a book shop - i want to burn them all, but i highly recommend the book Shut Yer Pus (in sale in bookworld.... come in and chat with me!)
Dave - for living so long without sex and licking arseholes (yuk :oP)