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Beni mahvettin

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About Me

I'm 20."I'll leave the atheism to you, but when it comes to getting an image to load, stand back."This is how I see the world:
....So I can't say I put much faith into any of the various cosmic Horton theories out there.

This is what I think about Bush: ..

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

My friends for lunch. I'm pretty open about this one.

Just one thing: you have to agree with me that Schrodinger's cat is not dead!

My Blog

Person Dressed as Chewbacca Arrested in Hollywood

Person Dressed as Chewbacca Arrested in Hollywood"The LAPD says a person dressed as Chewbacca was arrested for head butting a tour guide, who told the character he shouldn't be asking a tourist for mo...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 00:03:00 GMT

R.I.P. Vince

Last night I found out that a close friend from high school that I was lucky enough to spend a year on acadeca with died in an accidental shooting in his home in September.  He was such a great g...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 00:28:00 GMT

Ouch!!

Had my wisdom teeth out this morning. General anesthesia kicks ass - I don't even remember falling asleep, just getting woozy and asking if the doctor had injected me with anything yet. As long as I...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 18:24:00 GMT

That's pronounced "Po-lice."

From my physics review:"A horizontal stream of water (mass density 1000 kg/m^3) moving at velocity 50 m/s with a flow rate of .5m^3/s hits you squarely in the chest and bounces straight back towards t...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 00:58:00 GMT

So so happy!

So I made plans with my dad this past weekend, and the weekend prior. First, some background: this was like the first time I've actually seen my father in probably over a year, and not for lack of tr...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 23:43:00 GMT

Step one: buy cell phones. Step two: ???? Step three: Profit! Step four: blow up bridge?!

This is the most ridiculously racist overreaction ever. So, the story goes: three men of Arabic descent buy 80 phones.  Of course, Arab men are suspicious enough, but Arab men purchasing things...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 21:59:00 GMT

Oh, the comeuppance.

http://www.yikers.com/video_hillbillies_mess_with_wrong_guy_ and_get_gun_pulled_on_them.html It's what it says, only better.  Much better. I wouldn't mind hiring that guy to be my ride-along-pis...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 02:54:00 GMT

The hell was Playstation thinking?

I really don't know what to say.  Who thought this would be a good ad campaign?  "Buy playstation white, because it owns the old one like white people used to own black people (plus it'll ...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 18:54:00 GMT

Fwd: Question

Her slyness continued to astound him. bittersweet antecedent Make her explode. When they turned into the driveway to reverse direction, Annie rushed out and screamed at them to get off her land befor...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 18:17:00 GMT

Life imitates Catch-22

Earlier, I was reading the news, and I came across a wonderful story about how the Great Decider's lawyers were in court arguing for his right to spy on all American citizens to route out communists, ...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 23:16:00 GMT