Patrick Burke regrets birth: A Twilight review. |
Now Ive got to open up and tell everyone here, i have never read a single page of the Harry Potter series, but i can appreciate its powerful impact in modern fantasy, and worldwide literacy - people l...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Nov 2008 20:33:00 GMT |
Patrick Burke reaches out to the Jolie-Pitt family |
Hey, guys - first of all i'd like to say im a big fan.Now that we have got that off the table, i would like to address a growing concern that i hope the American people share with me.I collect a few t...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Oct 2008 11:47:00 GMT |
a synopsis of Heath Ledger’s Joker. |
Every light casts a shadow.This is the theme i think most people missed out of the Dark Knight - people are comparing Heath Ledger to Jack Nicholson, but they are doing so irresponsibly as they are ap...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 18:37:00 GMT |
-NOT FOR THE WEAK HEART- The third time i went to a strip club. |
Apologies for being verbose, but the balls of this story wont fit in a nutshell.Now I've been reflecting over this story for a bit now, Ive had enough time to sit and chew on it until i was satisfied ...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 19:30:00 GMT |
An ode to that marshmallow bullshit salad. |
Well its the fourth of July - and across the country, blankets are being spread out, BBQ smoke fils the air, and inevitably some toddler is going to get sprayed in the eyes with bug spray - causing hi...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Jul 2008 16:48:00 GMT |
That time i kicked the bathroom door in at a trendy club. |
Science referrs to alternate dimensions quite often to explain where missing energies go after teeny-tiny reactions, which may seem like a cop-out -Scientist A: Where did the missing energy go?Scienti...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 21:03:00 GMT |
Patrick Burkes review...of the Sex In the City Movie. |
Physics dictates that - for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.Every year when the thermostat starts to rise, Hollywood decides to bring out its big guns. Indeed the summer movie sw...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 14:17:00 GMT |
The 732nd most not-awesome moment in my life. |
As most that read this may well know. I partake in a fairly common, however, still considered socially taboo act of going commando. Its derived from a scottish term known as "going regimental" - Meani...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 20:28:00 GMT |
Patrick Burke gets a lesson in physics. |
Well this is one of those brutally true stories that nobody would tell anyone - but i think its fucking hilarious.I was at the gym the other day, wrapping up my workout by running three miles, holding...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 23:29:00 GMT |
Ten Things that Blow My Fucking Mind |
10. Election commercials: If your (somewhat pivotal) opinion on who runs the country can be so easily swayed as to be altered in any course, by a forty-five second paid advertisment during American Id...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 07:19:00 GMT |
