James profile picture

James

I am here for Dating and Friends

About Me

Create or get your
very own MySpace LayoutsHello You,I'm James... or JP if you prefer,To describe me in three words : Quirky, Quiet and Dry
J Jealous
A Amazing
M Modern
E Edgy
S Smart
I live in "rock and roll" Bexhill-On-Sea, i'm 25 and enjoy serious randomness. I'm a man who enjoys the simple pleasures in life.. I stroll along in my own little bubble, and in the end i'm just the same as everyone else and trying to achieve the goal of being truly happy!!I'm not a great conversationalist ( I believe friends to be more important to me than anything, we all go through some tough times, but knowing there are people there for you, it makes things so much easier!!!!where...to...start... Well, I'm a bit of a fan of science fiction, Doctor Who and Star Trek. In your mind right now your thinking 'GEEK'!!!, and you have probably switched off or moved to another profile with a picture of a man (or woman) wearing a nice hat, but those of you who have stuck with this.... please ... read on!!You've probably noticed the blogs at the top of the page, if you have a few minutes.. don't be afraid to have a look :)
I have a job, yes, it's not the best job in the world, but it helps pays the bills, but!, I couldn't have asked for a nicer group of people to work with!!!I consider myself to be a fairly adventurous sort of person (It makes up for the fact that I don't say a lot.. but i'm doing my best to overcome my shyness) and I seriously enjoy travelling. United States, Poland, Germany, France, Belgium, Czech Republic and Luxemburg are the countries that I have found myself in. There is nothing like starring out of a bus window, watching the world fly by you...My dad happens to be a big fan of researching family history, and doing so, over the last couple of years, he has managed to find long-lost relatives living all over America. which I think is fantastic!!!, what with my curiosity for seeing the world, would love to go out and meet them sometime.Big fan of Brighton, It's an easy-going place full of people from all walks of life, you'll find the most interesting and random of shops, full of stuff and things :) .. and not forgetting the amazing waffles on the pier!I'm sure many of you reading this will be thinking, He's a dull science fiction loving, Insomniac suffering (yes, I have a mild form of insomnia), waffle eating, silent- but adventurous nutter, but wait.. in my 25 years on this planet I have: Met Eddie Izzard, almost been trampled by a heard of bulls because I didn't stick to a footpath, unintentionally annoyed a lot of people in Poland, almost drowned when I was buggering about in the sea, almost fell down a cliff, almost sliced my thumb off in a rather nasty food blender accident, met Sean Bean (that's not an almost), almost died of a fever when I was 2, came close to causing a law suit at work (that's another way of saying almost), almost broke someones arm with a tennis racket, found a lost homing pigeon, set someone's house-phone on fire, seen Timmy Mallet live in Bournemouth 'YAY', seen Kieth Harris and Orville as a warm up to 'Doctor and the medics' live at Butlins, was once bitten by a horse feeding it an apple.. and I am also the proud owner of 1 acre of the moon 'GASP' (that's right!, I own land..albeit thousands of miles away with almost no hope of ever actually setting foot on it :(No you're right.. I am incredibly dull.As for my love life,and please.. I beg you not to mention religion to me. I'm not a religious person myself, but I respect the beliefs of others.To describe my Life at the moment.. well I guess the best defintion would be: It's like the happy ending of Friends..only my Rachel doesn't get of the plane... It's like you're reading a newspaper, but there's someone someone standing in front of you poking your face with a stick of celery....It's like finding a gem of a program on TV, but you're in the middle of a power cut, and the TV's on fire. (it's actually nothing like that)I hold a grudge like crazy, and I find it very difficult to forgive once I have been wronged, and I hate those idiots that have an opinion, but know nothing of the subject!!!Someone once told me "Nice guys don't finish last, because they have won the race before it's even started". Something that will stick with me forever, Thank you.My e-mail :- [email protected] (am on MSN!!)

My Interests

Comedy, the sillier the better,Writing, and am currently on the verge of writing some kind of book, as to what about..I have no idea!When the wheather's nice, I am a big fan of sitting outside some rustic pub somewhere with a cold beer watching the sun go down. I have an amazing bunch of mates I hang out with, and you can usually find us "Joffing" about in some quiet resteraunt ordering nachos, or wandering around air museums with labcoats upsetting people, you know..the usual sort of stuff :)

I'd like to meet:

...Before I forget, THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT.. If my soulmate just happens to be reading this, it would be great if you could come and whisk me away to some distant land as soon as possible, thanks..x :),JP-("The guy who chases you to the airport, but you get on the plane anyway")

My Comment Box
Leave me a comment:
You can Message me using this rather delightful small white box, anything interesting or random welcomed with open paws. For example: "Has anyone seen my ostrich", "yes, no problems there whatsoever"... and of course who can forget..."Hello, i'm Nick Knowles"

View/Edit All All of My Comments

Random Object Quiz
Oooh! Look at me! I'm a sock!
Take this quiz !

Music:

Pink Floyd, Green Day, Kinks, Beatles, Billy Joel, Led Zepplin, Black Sabbath, The Killers, Donovan, Queen, Guns and Roses, My Chemical Romance, ELO, Rolling stones, Scott Walker, REM, David Bowie, Johnny Cash...songs from the heart!!

Movies:

Silence of the lambs, Leon, Alien/s, Shallow Grave, The Great Escape, Where Eagles Dare, Fifth Element, M*A*S*H, Airplane, Shawshank Redemption, Reservoir Dogs, Godfather1/2(not 3), Man who would be king, Schindler's List, Pulp Fiction, Apocalypse now, (almost) anything with Gary Oldman, Kevin Smith films, anything by Michael Moore, The Omen (orig), Saving Private Ryan, Bridge oer the River Kwai, Lawrence of Arabia, Dr Zhivago, Dr Strangelove, The Train, Spartacus, most of the Bond films, Magnolia, Moulin Rouge (get over it!), Falling Down, Philadelphia, Anchorman, Pirates of the Caribbean, yellow submarine....to name just a few..

Television:

ER-(it's not as good as it used to be...Bring back Clooney!!!), Doctor Who, Family Guy, Simpsons, Futurama, American Dad, King of the Hill, Star Trek, Mitchell and Webb, The Office, Little Britain, Monty Python, Scrubs, Monkey Dust, Black books, Spaced, The Mighty Boosh ...the sillier the better

Books:

Michael Moore, Silence of the lambs, To kill a Mockingbird, ..and anything random or silly. . I'll be honest and say I don't read that many books. So here are some lovely words instead: Chin, Flummox, Gusset, Watermelon, Callipo...

Heroes:

Clint Eastwood, Eddie Izzard, Ross Noble, Bill Bailey, Dara'O'Brien, Bob Newhart, Alan Rickman, Richard'O'Brian, more people with the 'O' suffix, Chris Morris, The late great Marlon Brando, William Shatner(not for his singing career!!!), David Gilmour...and last but by no means least the late prophet Bill Hicks (Comedian and poet)

My Blog

Like a true Bohemian revolutionary......

For literally weeks now (3 days), I have been on a rather epic quest to find the famous drink of the green fairy..’Absinthe’. It would appear that in the small hamlet town in which I live,...
Posted by James on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:41:00 PST

this ones just about me :)

..Forgive me for this but  (and it's not that I have anything against the add itself).. but if those wonderful people at Myspace HO could find a way so that this fucking add is silent all the wa...
Posted by James on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 04:44:00 PST

......tea and glue

...
Posted by James on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 10:11:00 PST

tagged... that’s me!

So yeah, wasn't initially going to this, but after pondering on it for a little while, here are the 20.......... 1) I own an authentic autograph of Marlon Brando. 2) I own two full-size replica light ...
Posted by James on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 12:55:00 PST

........2008

So there it is.... Naff all on tv,  fifteen minutes of fireworks and 365 oppurtuntites just round the corner! HAPPY NEW YEAR ONE AND ALL!!!!!! 
Posted by James on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 04:36:00 PST

Tis the season to be jolly......

Couldn't really help it, but I just wanted to stop by and say..... MERRRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!! ,JP...
Posted by James on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 03:09:00 PST

Sequels and lies.....(or how I learnt to stop worrying and love remakes)

"I'd leave that alone if I were you&.."   There I was just some moments ago, browsing through the excellent www.IMDB.com, looking for some of the up-and-coming releases set to grace our cinema ...
Posted by James on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 02:14:00 PST

2 and a half weeks.....

"On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a red, spotty covered body"  On this cold December afternoon, and feeling like I am currently under house arrest, I wanted to tell you ...
Posted by James on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 09:55:00 PST

Theres nothing like seeing a bruised ego on the face of an angel... (repost).

Ok, so I don't normally do this, but just for the record I want to state that (Vanessa Ferlito).. is ABSOLUTLEY GORGEOUS!!! ...
Posted by James on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 12:02:00 PST

Dear Mr Gullible......

"We have identified this as 'trash'" T'has been a while since my last posting, and believe me, in a few weeks, I shall have released a couple of belters into the MySpace blog fray!, so until such...
Posted by James on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 02:32:00 PST