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Joker

STOP THE PRESSES!!!.......This Just in.

About Me

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Name: William Essman
Birthday: April 25
Birthplace: Actone,Mass
Current Location: Wilton, Ct
Eye Color: green+brown=grown
Hair Color: black
Height: 5'7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Irsh
The Shoes You Wore Today: New Balance
Your Weakness: A Pretty Face
Your Fears: hights
Your Perfect Pizza: susage pepper onions
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: honor role
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: snooze button is where?
Your Best Physical Feature: none
Your Bedtime: when ever i fall asleep
Your Most Missed Memory: BIMPS '05
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: nither
Single or Group Dates: eather
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nither
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: yes
Do you Sing: not publicly
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: dunno
Do you want to go to College: eh maybe
Do you want to get Married: someday
Do you belive in yourself: no
Do you get Motion Sickness: nien
Do you think you are Attractive: nee
Are you a Health Freak: Oxi
Do you get along with your Parents: Não
Do you like Thunderstorms: OF COURES
Do you play an Instrument: ya band rox my sox
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes
Ever been Drunk: no
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: quick painless
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A chemist
What country would you most like to Visit: japan (its got japanamation)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: none
Favourite Hair Color: none
Short or Long Hair: dont care
Height: not to sshort no to tall
Weight: dont care
Best Clothing Style: clothing has style?
Number of Drugs I have taken: a few
Number of CDs I own: a lot
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: a lot
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My Interests

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Music:

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My Blog

Bored

Your Life: The SoundtrackOpening credits:Grass Roots: Lets Life For Today Waking up:Bad Company: Can't Get Enough Average day:Rolling Stones: Sympathy For The Devil First date:Queen: Another One Bites...
Posted by Joker on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:57:00 PST

Beauty

The critic is he who can translate into a new manner or a new material his impression of beautiful things. The highest as the lowest form of criticism is a mode of autobiography. Those who find ugly m...
Posted by Joker on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 08:04:00 PST

Why...

She's blood, flesh and bone No tucks or silicone She's touch, smell, sight, taste and sound But somehow I can't believe That anything should happen I know where I belong And nothing's gonna ha...
Posted by Joker on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 03:52:00 PST

Some good things to always remember:

Some good things to always remember:1) Cars can hurt you.2) You cannot fly.3) It's never a good time to die.4) Taking your clothes off will draw attention.5) Keep your mouth shut at all times while in...
Posted by Joker on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 04:19:00 PST

my poem

Ode to a goldfish O Wet Pet!
Posted by Joker on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 08:39:00 PST

I updated

Love `bears all things' and `endures all things' (1 Cor. 13:7). These words say all there is to said: nothing can be added to them.....Being part man cannot grasp the whole. He is at its mercy. He may...
Posted by Joker on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 02:52:00 PST

hi

Hi
Posted by Joker on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST