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Veddison

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About Me

The details of my life are quite inconsequentail... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belguim with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in the Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Vedder, Neil Young, Denver Hockenberry, Kelly Clarkson, Mike,Stone and Jeff,Boom, Robert Smith, George W., You, Vince Vaughn, I will add more when I think of them.

My Blog

Bob tells the truth!

Up with the sun, gone with the wind, She always said I was lazy. Leavin' my home, leavin' my friends, Runnin' when things get too crazy. Out on thr road, out 'neath the stars, Feelin' the breeze, pass...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 07:28:00 GMT

The Sun

Here is comes, another day, and time to go to sleep, Up all night waiting for you, You to shine so I can fall deep   Life, light, how I judge thy Light, life, dont want to waist thy Light dont ju...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 03:42:00 GMT

Forgive you

How have you been, I havent seen you since I was young, Almost my whole life, People ask who is that man, And will I forgive,   I can never I can never forgive you I can never I can never forgive...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 04:28:00 GMT