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DUMB FUCK

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About Me

Emily.
NOT Emma
I'm a poor cunt
AND I LOVE IT
I drink goon.
NOT because I have to....
Because I want to.
Theres this kid called Roslyn.
I pretty much love her.
She shares my passion for fine wines ;) and it makes me want to sex her.
I don't get to see her very often.
And I fucking hate it.
I hate when people I don't know touch me.
It makes me feel dirty.
I'm an angry bitch.
I pretty much hate my work. But it pays for cigarettes so for now it shall do.
I miss:
Having my ears streched.
Getting drunk everyday.
Thursdays at marion.
Having crawling races at Balmoral.
Sleeping all day and drinking all night.
Gigs with Ruby and Co.
Brighton High.
I don't miss:
The hang overs.
The lessons I occasionaly went to.
You cunt hahahahahaha.
Yes I have a boyfriend and he's fucking great. I love him most the time. Even when he's a cunt and i'm bitching about him. So if you try and set me up with one of your friends when i'm drunk you can shove what ever friendship we have up your ass. MUCH LOVE
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My Interests

Ducks. I love ducks.

Music:

Anything I Feel like listening too.

Movies:

Cartoons.

Television:

Cartoons.

Books:

Anything.

My Blog

25 ways to Impress ME!

25 Ways to Impress a Girl1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes, and girls love that. 2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign ...
Posted by DUMB FUCK on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 11:33:00 PST

I find this amusing.

(In a French Accent) "Look! I'm giving a cigarette to baby. Do it! Suck on this cigarette my darling life is shit. Get to know this. Oh you Americans, 'don't give the cigarette to the baby.' Fuck you ...
Posted by DUMB FUCK on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 07:35:00 PST