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Jason Mills

bollocks

About Me

Im jason and you smell i have 2 friends and there gay i dnt even know there names i have a dog i have a mom to also i have a dad. i was born on my birthday which is a coincidence and thats it really. I like my music such as the beatles, arctic monkeys and damien rice and oasis to. I am a fully qualified bricklayer and am now doing advance brickwork so later on in life i am going to be rich and be driving a merc, which leads me to say im taking driving lessons which i have neally killed myself on many occasions during. im a birmingham city supporter and i go to every game with danny cus his a massive fan, mitch also comes down sometimes and he loves it. DAVID APPLEBY IS A LET DOWN! his new nickname is let down we all agreed on it. like i said before dowie had a 6.1 but since last time it has grown to 6.3 and is still growing so fair play to the kid. Cope is weird, ste is a boob when his drunk, ross and tom are legends at the clubs but there shit at football. i hate stoners and druggies there dickheads enough is enough its time to grow up and start working like, half the people i know are unemployed or have silly side jobs so im impressed with myself as i have a career. i like to have a tot and i am a super dooper heavy weight i have man boobs and love pork pie and caspian.

My Interests

involve sitting down, eating, touching myself in weird places, touching other people in weird places, being touched in places by other people, its all good

I'd like to meet:

Damien Rice the musical genius, also id like to meet any beatle cause there all legends and for some reason id love to meet bruce campbell so i could jus say all his catch phrase to him, i might look like a geek but david knows, shut up linda.

Music:

The Beatles, Damien rice, oasis, the stone roses,the smiths, stereophonics, the charlatans, the libertines, Arctic Monkeys, the coral, the kinks, razorlight 1st album! dirty pretty things,Kasabian, babyshambles, roy orbison, sam cooke, otis redding!! dont be trying to make me listen to Rnb or anyone black cause ill tell ya to fuck off, you can stick 50 cent and nelly and snoop doggy dogg up ur arses. yh u heard

Movies:

I AM SAM, gangs of new york, evil dead series, Scarface, a night at the roxbury, waynes world 1 and 2, napoleon dynamite

Television:

Family GUy

Books:

Jamie oliver cook book

Heroes:

Martin Grainger