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keyty

call me peter pan, coz i dnt eva wanna grow up

About Me

Im a simple guy, i like 2 chase butterflies, play in the park and i enjoy throwing chocolate shakes. i really like lilly padding, frenching the prince and doing kermit and im scared of bees.....

im gonna stop wearing underpants.... to increase my sperm count

I live in a single room above a bowling alley and below another bowling alley. I've had to work hard every day of my life, and what do I have to show for it? This briefcase, and this haircut!

If you come in peace, surrender or be destroyed! If you're here to make war, we surrender.

add me.... [email protected]

My Interests

mymates.football.alcohol.cricket.food.sleeping.tv.soccer.par ties.chillin.luke ball.photos.movies.

I'd like to meet:

Charlie Gardiner..... Absolute Champion

He was picked up like a kid in the school yard, you know when your picking teams and there's 2 players left and 1 team is clearly better and the better team says you can just have them both and then the shit team says, we don't want him, but we'll take him anyway....so we took Charlie and he is gonna be the difference between the Saints winning a flag....just you wait and see.....

What was Geelong thinking about, giving away such a crucial premiership player.... even if it was only a VFL premiership

Music:

The 4 songs i want played at my funeral....atm:

Bitter Sweet Symphony- coz when i die everyone will be so sad and bitter

Everybody Hurts- everyone will b so sad that i am dead, that they will hurt and i mean everybody, even people who don't know me

Collide- it was played and Cliton Grybas's funeral and it moved me and it will move you 2

Grillz- coz im gangster

Movies:

anchorman, sin city, star wars, dodgeball, austin powers, saw 1 and 2, pulp fiction, kill bill vol 1 & 2, resovoir dogs, freddy got fingered. i love movies, but wat i hate is wen u go 2 the movies and the person next to u says, "did u c tat". NO, i paid all this money to look at u, FUCK. and tickets keep going up, so movies better be getting better

Television:

simpsons, prison break, i watch foxtel a lot and although i will agree with ppl it is a waste of money...i cnt live w/o it .but doesnt it annoy u tat certain people will search high and dry 4 a remote, looking absolutely ervywhere just coz tehre too lazy to get up and change the channel on the TV. these people

Books:

wat...? is tat a trick question books r 4 losers, newbs and lesbians, and i dnt fall under ne of those catergories That is wat me and jed think of books

Heroes:



Michael Clarke
Luke Ball

My Blog

surgery 2moz

im scared, i'm going in 4 surgery 2moz 2 get my nose fixed, well 2 b honest im not even tat scared its just a hassle getting up at 5:30am to b at the hospital by 7, but i dnt have 2 go 2 skool or work...
Posted by josh ♥ selina on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 03:06:00 PST

bored

bored as shit, so i'm gonna complain on here. other than being bored i don't have much 2 complain about, it doesnt get ne sweeter than kicking the shit out of collingwood, suck leash and em, i feel ur...
Posted by josh ♥ selina on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 02:20:00 PST