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She-Devil

so this one time i made trel get a big hole in her head....

About Me


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My Interests

metal and other such forms of music that piss people off. hanging out with friends. being spontaneous. forcing people out of their comfortable politically correct bubbles. pointing out awkward silences. cardboarding. and of course trying to kill diana.

I'd like to meet:

dane cook ..carlos mencia ..mitch hedberg ..

Music:

some favorites are killswitch engage, in flames, coheed and cambria, mindless self indulgence, lamb of god, panic at the disco, system of a down, tool, atreyu, billy talent, cradle of filth, dropkick murphys, flogging molly, the faint and tons more

Movies:

anything that does not fit the mold of a normal movie. i like almost anything out of the ordinary (i.e. fight club, everything is illuminated, donnie darko, being john malcovich, sideways, lord of war, adaptation, etc.)

Television:

tv has gotten progressively more dumb over the years so unless its something spectacular, i wont watch it.

Books:

fight club, choke, survivor, shogun, the red tent, IT and anything else written by stephen king, davinci code, angels and demons etc

Heroes:

Dora the explora. The mac n cheese cartoon guy. Kool-aid man.

My Blog

When I Am Queen...

When I am crowned Queen, there are going to be some small changes. First off: All shopping centers and malls will be moved outside of city limits.  That's right, on either side of DW's ...
Posted by Melissa on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 03:09:00 PST

Does anyone else hate christmas time?

Don't get me wrong, I love getting free shit, but as we all know that's not the important part. Relax, I'm not going to give you the "what christmas is really about" speech. We've all heard it plenty ...
Posted by Melissa on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 01:40:00 PST

Obituaries

Now that I am back in town and have cell phone service once again, I have been getting in touch with my old buddies.  There is one friend in particular that I have been anxious to see but I can n...
Posted by Melissa on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 08:44:00 PST

Zombies, Vampires, Clowns and Abuse

Oh man these past few weeks have been kickass! Homecoming was whenever and Justin and I went in drag and it was amazing. He looked like Cinderella and I looked like a pimp. I could hardly stop laug...
Posted by Melissa on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 09:21:00 PST

I want to uppercut a punkass

ok just to warn you this is going to be a vent.i dont understand it. did everyone wake up one day and say "hey, i wish i could have shitty 'bangs' that cover half my face which is caked up with so mu...
Posted by Melissa on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 09:52:00 PST

I wish I could tell you...

So Gameli and I broke up. I know that may come as a shock to some but ever since we came back to Prin, things haven't felt right between us. I feel as though I owe him an explanation about my inexpl...
Posted by Melissa on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 05:42:00 PST

i am jack's cold sweat

today i woke up with a really bad feeling. one of my close friends got a call today. the person on the other end of the line was his best friend's dad with news of his sons suicide. there were no si...
Posted by Melissa on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 09:10:00 PST

why i love storms so much

the other night was the perfect example of why i love storms as much as i do. i was hanging out at my man ho's apartment watching a good ole movie when it started to storm. i waited until i heard ra...
Posted by Melissa on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 10:39:00 PST

Skank Night at Putt Putt

so i just got back from "skank night at putt putt". i'm not sure what happened to my mind when i heard those words on the other end of the phone, because all of a sudden that sounded like a good idea...
Posted by Melissa on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 09:36:00 PST

i want to get laid

i'm so bored. this has probably been the best summer i've had in many many years..... yet it seems as though it could be better, as though i'm missing out on something or another. call me crazy but ...
Posted by Melissa on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 01:17:00 PST