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I'm an aspiring author of fantasy and horror novels and a bass player, but because I'm a little bit of a perfectionist, it's likely none of my works in either field will ever see the light of day. I'd even like to write a screenplay or something like that one day. Ambitious of me, I know. I sometimes use excessive amounts of profanity (for the son of a marine, I swear like a sailor), I smoke like a freight train, and I have a pretty deranged sense of humor- I once jokingly remarked something was as fun as kicking puppies in to a woodchipper. Yeah, that didn't go over well, but what the hell. I guess my one good quality would be that I'm unerringly loyal to those who earn my trust and would no doubt take a bullet for even the least of my friends without the slightest hesitation (well, maybe not Berger... I hope he doesn't see this).
