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Jackie

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About Me

Where do I start...? I hate working but I seem to do it more than any other person I know and I don't know how to stop. I've worked at Starbucks for over 3 years and I still can't brew a pot of coffee at home. I quit smoking cigarettes "cold turkey" about 8 months ago and I still want one everyday. Movie theaters, airports, dirty children, dreadlocks, and handrails disgust me. I turned my college experience into a 5 year party that resulted only in a criminal record. My grandma is the only one who survived my extended adolescence which more than qualifies her as my hero and my best friend. I spend my life counting down the time between vacations. I have recently discovered my love of the beach, hot-stone pedicures, shopping, and cruises. I love a steak from Outback. Public speaking and cockroaches are my biggest fears. I have season tickets to at least one amusement park every year. I've lived with over 75 different people in my life. People from NYC should be forced to take a class called "How to Properly Interact With the Rest of the Human Species." If I won the lottery I'd never tell anyone and I'd still drive my 8 year old Honda to my two jobs everyday. I met my girlfriend almost 2 years ago and my life seems to have gotten better every day since.



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Television:

Gotta love Roseanne and am still a big Wonder Years fan. Seinfeld is hilarious...so basically I haven't had time to watch TV since the mid to late 90's so I guess I'm stuck there. Which actually isn't so bad...since there really hasn't been another worth while sitcom since everybody loves raymond and king of queens. May as well not waste my time.I LOVE the "L" Word. I like to wait until the entire season comes out on DVD and then watch it all in one really long sitting. I'm just waitin on Season 5 to finish and come out on DVD.
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Joke

Interstate InspirationFour guys are driving across country together - one from Idaho, one from Nebraska, one from Florida, and one from New York.A short ways down the road, the man from Idaho starts t...
Posted by Jackie on Thu, 08 May 2008 05:59:00 PST

bored

fun stufffor a friend, and it’s fun!Okay, I got tagged! This is silly yet fun. Suzi, you know ur jealous of my job of nothingness.Here’s how you play: Once you have been tagged, you have ...
Posted by Jackie on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 06:06:00 PST

Dane Cook is a Homo

I just watched a video of dane cook stand-up about movie theaters. Throughout this episode I found several reasons to doubt his straight-guy persona. His pants were so tight that he couldn’t a...
Posted by Jackie on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 04:57:00 PST

Jesus Bulletins

As you all know, I am all about Bulletins. This is due to the fact that my current job causes my days to be lived in a plant-like state. I am tied to a desk alllll day. When I say allll day...i mea...
Posted by Jackie on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 06:45:00 PST

Epiphany

Now that i'm not a smoker i've come to the realization....isn't a smoking section in a restaurant kinda like having a peeing section in a pool???
Posted by Jackie on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 05:17:00 PST

Christmas!!!

MERRY...spend a whole bunch of money on the loved one that spent a whole bunch of money on you already so you could have just both agreed to do nothing for each other with the same result-DAY!!!!!!
Posted by Jackie on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 09:52:00 PST

I stole this from an old classmates page...its great!!

Follow the Bible do ya?Do you like to use the bible as an excuse to do things?Or, Why Dr. Laura Is A Complete Bigoted Fool!(Sadly, like many people)Laura Schlessinger is a US radio personality who dis...
Posted by Jackie on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 07:57:00 PST

Another Funny Thought

I was just thinking....whoever discovered that parrots could talk must have thought they were going crazy. imagine some poor guy, minding his own business when some bird squawks "hello." As a matter...
Posted by Jackie on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 10:29:00 PST

Funny Thought

It's another day at my boredom-filled job of nothingness....as i was standing outside watching the rainfall i thought to myself...wouldn't it be funny if raindrops could scream???
Posted by Jackie on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 08:21:00 PST

New York is Here!!!!

IT'S OFFICIAL. New York is here for the winter!!!! The rudest people in the universe are here for their annual stint in South Florida. They say Gary, Indiana is the murder capital of the world (mos...
Posted by Jackie on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 07:33:00 PST