Van Schman |
When I call car fixer places to acquaint them with all of my vehicle woes, I make it a point to not sound stupid. I go out of my way, rehearsing what I am to say ahead of time, to ensure I will not be...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Jan 2009 18:23:00 GMT |
dead animals |
About a year ago, at the tender age of seven, little brother Deion wrote me a letter:February 14, 2008Dear Dexi,How are you? Peter is fine. How is Kent? What are you planning for Valentines Day? Whic...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Jan 2009 21:44:00 GMT |
Is there a Pizza Parlor on Mars? |
So at about two o'clock in the pm, I decide that I want to check my bank account. Seeing as how I am shivering outside, sans jacket, waiting for my slow friends, I cannot access my bank account via co...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jan 2009 15:05:00 GMT |
White's Anatomy |
If my van were magically drive-able today, I would zoom-zoom-zoom it around Grand Forks for five hours just for the fun of it. I would ask strangers on the side of the road if they needed rides, and I...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jan 2009 09:07:00 GMT |
Alarm Clocks are Bunk |
Written on December 18, 2008Last night, right before going to sleep, I, naturally, go to set my alarm. I do not, however, see the bright red lights telling me what time it is. The clock is completely ...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jan 2009 08:38:00 GMT |
I Am a Pregnant Delinquent |
Let's get two things straight: A) I am not a pregnant, boyfriendless college student, and B) I am not a juvenile delinquent. These are two things that I hope you would never equate with the precious a...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Sep 2008 21:44:00 GMT |
Abraham Lincoln is a Lucky Man |
"Good things come in pairs," blondie Brandon said as he coffee'd up Burke and I at Stomping Grounds early this AM.
"No. Things always happen in threes," I corrected him. "Good things and bad things ha...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 03:43:00 GMT |
Youre such a Pomp Ass |
At mid-term I handed in a paper to the ever-so pompous Gary S. Towne for Fine freaking Arts. I get a big fat C on my critique of the painting the Agnew Clinic by Thomas Eakins, which really hurt ...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 10:54:00 GMT |
Stalkers We Are |
Part I: Ms. Katie Kennedy, Mr. Nathan Murray, and myself, ms. dexi kallerman, were simply seeking a mid-Saturday afternoon adventure. Intially, the extent of our adventure consisted soley of Jimmy Joh...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 13:48:00 GMT |
Driveways Schmiveways |
i am in such the f'ing mood to write, i can't even explain it. nothing super-amazing is coming into mind, but i'll give you some highlights of the past few days:1) My 40 mph car, bless its soul, putt...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 18:30:00 GMT |
