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Paul

Paul, your not right - Shelli

About Me

Well, as you can probably tell my name is Paul. Welcome to my little slice of myspace. It's not much, but it's home. I work at Wal-Mart which is definitely a tragedy. I cry about it sometimes, but I try to stay strong. I'll escape one of these days. I don't have a picture up at the moment, but I've been told by reliable sources that I look like the lead singer of Coldplay in case you were wondering. I'm a pretty quiet and reserved person, although I can be quite amusing at times. If you appreciate a sarcastic sense of humor that is. If any of you are feeling particularly sad about me working at Wal-Mart, don't worry I have an exit strategy.

My Interests

Literature, Nutrition, Thought-Provoking Movies, Football, College Basketball

I'd like to meet:

Interesting people, funny people, people who like giving enormous wads of cash to people named Paul, people who are both interesting and funny, people who like to read, anyone who can juggle is always cool, David Blaine so he can entertain me with magic tricks, Bigfoot, the guy who shoots off fireworks early in the morning outside my bedroom window so I can punch him in the face, someone who will give me a job that doesn't involve Wal-Mart, and last but not least Dietrich Bonhoeffer. (If he weren't deceased of course)

Music:

Linkin Park, Goo Goo Dolls, Assorted Classical, KT Tunstall, Blue October, Matisyahu, Dave Matthews Band

Movies:

Crash, Black Hawk Down, Braveheart, Saving Private Ryan, Glory, The Patriot, Man On Fire, Napoleon Dynamite, Dumb And Dumber, Big Trouble, Office Space, Cast Away

Books:

Gilead-Marilynne Robinson, The Giver-Lois Lowery, On Writing-Stephen King, The Cost of Discipleship-Dietrich Bonhoeffer, Mere Christianity-C.S. Lewis, The Jungle-Upton Sinclair, 1984-George Orwell, Fahrenheit 451-Ray Bradbury, An American Tragedy-Theodore Dreiser, The Wheel of Time Series-Robert Jordan, Travels with Charley-John Steinbeck, All Quiet on the Western Front-Erich Remarque, One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich-Alexander Solzhenitsyn, My Name is Asher Lev-Chaim Potok, Dave Barry Slept Here-Dave Barry, Dave Barry's Complete Guide to Guys-Dave Barry, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy-Douglas Adams

Heroes:

Martin Luther, George Washington, The Soldiers of the American Military, John Howard Griffith, Carl Sandburg, Henry David Thoreau

My Blog

A survey I wrote and then answered for twice the fun

This is my first attempt at writing a survey so bear with me.1.Are you happy in the morning or enraged? I'm so enraged that I don't keep a loaded gun under my pillow anymore.2.Do you ever have dreams ...
Posted by Paul on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 08:34:00 PST

A survey I stole from Mike at gunpoint

1. What is a question that people ask you that always gets on your nerves?  "Excuse me sir, I'm a clumsy retard and I dropped eggs all over the dairy department, Can you clean them up?"2. Name so...
Posted by Paul on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 08:40:00 PST

A survey with questions I haven't answered a hundred times

Date: Sep 7, 2006 4:56 PM 1. Where do you hang your towel to dry after showering? In a ball on the floor it always feels wet the next night. It's weird2. What kind of mouse pad do you have? I'm a...
Posted by Paul on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 09:59:00 PST

I was fairly amused by my survey on the second reading so I decided to post it

01. Your name plus "y"Pauly02. What are your two feelings at the moment?restless and a vague tingling of hatred for Walschwitz03. What are you listening to right now?Wyclef Jean04. A part of a song ly...
Posted by Paul on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 08:01:00 PST

The secret to amazing,spine-tingling, mind-blowing sex.

Sorry to trick everyone. I just wanted to watch my blog numbers and see if they spiked upward when I posted this blog. I do know the secret of course, but if I told everyone I wouldn't be the best. Ha...
Posted by Paul on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 08:36:00 PST

Another pretty solid survey.

BASiC iNF0name:Paulnicknames:Paul Wall the People's Champ, Philipage:26birthday:7/23/1980location:The Milky Wayschool/grade: Finishedbackgrounds: I don't really know what they're askingsiblings: Yesst...
Posted by Paul on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 09:39:00 PST

And now a little something for all my fans.

My BasicsName: PaulNickname: Paul Wall The People's ChampZodiac Sign: LeoHometown: ClevelandBirthplace: Pensacola, FLMyself in 1 word: SplendiferousMy LooksHair Color: BrownEye Color: BlueHeight: 6'1"...
Posted by Paul on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 10:29:00 PST

The Answer to life's ultimate question, If Paul were ice cream what flavor would he be?

You Are Vanilla Ice Creamhttp://images.blogthings.com/whatflavoricecreamareyouqu iz/vanilla.jpg" height="100" width="100">Your personality is anything but "vanilla"You're a risk taker, who's up for any...
Posted by Paul on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 06:56:00 PST