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James

If you don't like Big Red then fuck you...

About Me

What about me!?...The song you are listening to is the theme song from the onlt Transformer movie that counts. I play music with Memory Thief, Brimley and anyone else I deem fit to bare the grace of my endearing presence... or anyone who isn't an dill fuck. Moving on... When I'm in front of a bunch of people, or on stage, I like to wear flashy womens shirts that are too small for me...I talk too loud and too much...I laugh... most often at myself...I spend too much money...A useless part of my body doesn't work... you'll have to get to know me better if you want to find out...I haven't bought groceries for over a year...My belly button is neither an inny nor an outy, ask to see...They call me Beef for a reason...I swear my dream catcher works...I ride a bike...I love to watch movies, not so much alone...I miss Jodi...


My Interests

Music, Movies, Traveling, Instruments, hanging out with the perfect girl, or something along those lines, Free stuff, Final Fantasy (VII especially), Drunk dancing, Myspace (I think I get 5 bucks for saying that), going through hell (Dante style), Black holes ... ... ... Bill Murray

I'd like to meet:

A 200 foot tall animatronic screaming chicken with lasers for eyes and rocket feathers that shoot bad guys, like a mile away.And Martha Stewart... she's hot...

Music:

Beastie Boys...

Bjork

Radiohead

Movies:

Anything by Luc Besson(Fifth Element, Danny the Dog, Big Blue, Leon the Professional, Messenger, etc.), Miyazaki(Howl's Moving Castle, Porco Rosso, Naussica, Spirited Away, Princcess Mononoke, etc. and most Ghibli), most Tarentino(Kill Bill 1/2, Pulp Fiction, Resevoir Dogs, Jackie Brown, etc.), Kurasawa(Hidden Fortress, Seven Samurai, Yojimbo, Sanjuro, etc.), Sergio Leone(spaghetti Westerns ie. A fistful of Dollars, For a Few Dollars More, etc.), bad 80's movies, anything with Hulk Hogan in it, Kung Fu(the older the better), Troma, Anything with Audrey T. from Amelie, anything with no budget but good people behind it, Lord of the Rings and old Star Wars(shut up, I like'em, and that's how it is), and much much more

Television:

no

Books:

The Divine Comedy, The Odyssey, The Iliad, Beowulf, A Midsummers Night Dream, etc.

Heroes:

Dad, Mom... all of the grandparents... me... everyone else beats all... except Voltron

My Blog

You cant handle this shit

That's 1024 x 768 baby!Wallpaper them shit's!...
Posted by James on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 11:32:00 PST

Sad news

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was...
Posted by James on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 08:46:00 PST

My Fucking Space

   So, I feel like I've been neglecting alot of things in my life. I've been blowing off my family. I went and visited my parents for the first time in a month on Saturday. It goes to show h...
Posted by James on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 11:37:00 PST

you took me (new song)

you took me with my hands tied behind my back you caught me with a smile smile of a queen   now everywhere i go i go there for you but everywhere i've been since then it's never quite the same w...
Posted by James on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 12:17:00 PST

So drunk...

couldn't even type "myspace.com"   this blog required 4 revisions
Posted by James on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 12:42:00 PST

More life, less questions

   So, any of you who know me well know that I keep busy... to say the least. I work two jobs, and seven days a week at that. I play in three bands that practice, record and play shows ...
Posted by James on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 12:57:00 PST

It's cold outside

Yay! I get to turn up the heat, put on some pajama pant's and a comfy T-shirt and get cozy! All I wanna know is...   Who want's to snuggle!?...
Posted by James on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 10:44:00 PST

Birdy's BotB's

REFLECTING ON THE BIRDY'S BATTLE OF THE BANDS: - a perfect example of what the masses really care about in music - told we play at 9 then 24hours before rescheduled to 8:30... hanus - received 1 of 6 ...
Posted by James on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 12:25:00 PST

Rocked out in Cinci.

Just got back from Cincinati. It was a weak crowd, but the reception was good. Not a bad show for my first performance with the Steven Cooley band. Looking forward to the Birdy's show this F...
Posted by James on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 11:47:00 PST

busy

I've been really busy lately and I've had to blow off some people that I really didn't want to. I feel bad about it. So... I thought I would post my schedule for the coming week. This way people won't...
Posted by James on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 07:35:00 PST