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Kelso Jelly Spruce

If Looks Could Really Kill, Then My Profession Would Be Staring.

About Me

I'm Kelso, aka Jelly. I love music. I love to ski. I love to play hockey. I'm a bit weird, in a humorous goofball way. I'm game to try just about anything, and I've enjoyed just about anything I've ever tried. So all in all I'm a fun, adventurous, adrenaline loving guy.
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What type of hockey player are you?
Grinder
You work hard for what you want. You have no problem throwing the body around. You will push and push untill there is nothing more to push or the puck ends up in the net.

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My Interests


Girls, Skiing, Hockey, Technology, Football, Hanging out with Friends, Beer n Tequila, Video Games, and shit I can't think of.

I'd like to meet:



.. You scored as Captain Jack Sparrow. Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgement. Captain Jack looks out for ..1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on genius or insanity, and an incredible talent for getting into trouble and getting out of it. Maybe its brains, maybe its genius, or maybe its just plain luck. Or maybe a mixture of all three.

Captain Jack Sparrow


96%

James Bond, Agent 007


75%

Maximus


71%

William Wallace


67%

Indiana Jones


67%

Batman, the Dark Knight


63%

Lara Croft


63%

The Amazing Spider-Man


63%

El Zorro


54%

Neo, the "One"


54%

The Terminator


50%
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You're a Wild Drunk
You can get enough drink. Seriously, you'll just go puke and start pounding them back again! What Kind of Drunk Are You?

Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||||| 56%
Stability |||||||||||| 43%
Orderliness |||||||||| 36%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Interdependence |||||||||||||| 56%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 70%
Mystical |||||||||||| 50%
Artistic |||||| 23%
Religious |||||||||||| 43%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Materialism |||||||||||| 43%
Narcissism |||||||||||||| 56%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Work ethic |||||| 23%
Self absorbed |||||| 30%
Conflict seeking |||||||||| 36%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 43%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Avoidant |||||| 23%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||| 56%
Wealth |||||| 30%
Dependency |||||||||||| 43%
Change averse |||||||||| 36%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 43%
Individuality |||||||||| 36%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 50%
Physical security |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||| 50%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 43%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 70%
Vanity |||||| 23%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Female cliche |||||||||||| 50% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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You Are a Margarita
You aren't just the life of the party, you are the party!
You mix a good drink, bust out some great music, and know how to get down. What Mixed Drink Are You?

This is how I feel about my major :D I need a new one!

Music:

Away From Nothing, Lucky Boys Confusion, Taking Back Sunday, Brand New, Chronic Future, Punchline, Say Anything, Jack's Mannequin, Something Corporate, Gym Class Heroes, The Academy Is..., The Used, My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, The Offspring, Big City Rock, The Killers, Panic! At the Disco, Dropping Daylight, Flyleaf, Head Automatica, All American Rejects, Kenna, The Finals, PlayRadioPlay, Cartel, Lorene Drive, Motion City Soundtrack, Yellowcard, Lostprophets, Blink 182, GOB, Straylight Run, Sum 41, Jimmy Eat World, Bon Jovi, Rolling Stones, Cure, Depeche Mode, The Clash, Moneen, Halifax, Reggie and the Full Effect, Streetlight Manifesto, NIN, Thursday, Weezer, Plain White T's, Army of Freshmen, Thrice, FINCH, Nonpoint, Trebel Charger, Serafin, SuperDrag, Dropkick Murphy's, Flogging Molly, Gailec Storm, Ash, Darude, Paul Oakenfold, DMX, From First to Last, Socratic....

AWAY FROM NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ..
You Are a Punk Rocker!
When it comes to rock, you don't follow any rules
You know that rocking out is all about taking down the man
You've got an incredible stage presence and rock persona
You scare moms, make bad girls (or boys) swoon, and live life on the edge! What Kind of Rocker Are You?

You Are Animal
A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum.
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Movies:

Boondock Saints, Wedding Crashers, Ocean's 11, Monsters Inc., Space Balls, Shrek, Shrek 2, History of the World (1 and 2), Ocean's 12, mostly funny stuff

Television:

SOUTH PARK, Family Guy, My Name is Earl, Malcolm in the Middle, Aqua Teen Hunger Force (weird but hilarious), Survivor, not much, don't watch TV much.

My Blog

Haha, the good ole days

Haha so I was hella bored and googled myself and found this from back in the day :PSkiers head to nationals While many CSU students will be heading to warm, sunny locations for spring break, ...
Posted by Kelso Jelly Spruce on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 08:41:00 PST

Redemption

Hello again. This may be the first time I've ever posted 2 blogs in one day. So enjoy. Well, tonight was round 1 of the playoffs for my lil amateur hockey league. We were seeded #2 and playing the #7 ...
Posted by Kelso Jelly Spruce on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 10:32:00 PST

FOILED AGAIN!

Soooo, once again the officiating in a sport screws me over. Well a couple more times. I had another goal last week in the 3rd period that they didn't allow for who knows what reason. So two games in ...
Posted by Kelso Jelly Spruce on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 07:23:00 PST

YOU'RE A HOOKER!

SHENANEGINS!!!Ok, soooo, fuck hockey ref's. I had a game today, started off good, I got the first goal of the game, a short handed one, and then we were eventually up 3-1, but they came back and tied ...
Posted by Kelso Jelly Spruce on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 06:09:00 PST

Random Musings Jan '07

Random Musings for a Monday night while half watching Anger Management. -Just what was going through Alex's head when he left the comment "Where does he work? How the fuck do you know Stevi?" Then aga...
Posted by Kelso Jelly Spruce on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 10:11:00 PST

Jokes

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The p...
Posted by Kelso Jelly Spruce on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 01:51:00 PST

New Bloggings for NOV 13th :O

So it's monday, and I'm bored at work, so I did this for a second time (First one was a bulletin posting) Cause I like it, bout time there was a fun thing to do that some poor bored bastard came up wi...
Posted by Kelso Jelly Spruce on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 12:08:00 PST

Summer Hockey 2006

So I played Ice Hockey for the first time this summer and it was pretty damn fun. I did pretty well too for only ever ice skating twice before my first game. Took a few games to get my skates under me...
Posted by Kelso Jelly Spruce on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 05:45:00 PST

Lake Powell Trip. Come 1 come ALL!

Hey all you party people, we're (Me, Jeff, Ritchie and whoever else) going to Lake Powell for a few days Memorial Day Weekend, cept we're going in the middle of the week cuz that's how we roll. So if ...
Posted by Kelso Jelly Spruce on Tue, 02 May 2006 05:45:00 PST

VIVA LAS VEGAS!

Sooooo my little myspace friends, word is there's a big group of us (at least 10 so far) that is going to Las Vegas over Memorial Day Weekend! That is May 26-29th. There should be plenty of good times...
Posted by Kelso Jelly Spruce on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 09:23:00 PST