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Alex

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Brought up in the woods, i live only off the fruits of the trees and snacks the tourists throw to me. With my ability to make amusing noises, i shall travel the earth, and consume the wisdom of all that hold it, or maybe i`ll just sit at home playing games, drinking lager and giggling to myself about completely random thoughts that pop in to my head.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I`d like to meet a purple monkey, or a dog named minton. Ive always wanted to get to know the squirrel who lives at tree number 4, but we have a bit of a personality clash, but i must get his acorn crumble reciepe. Or anybody who laughs at the most pointless of subjects, or who can find my lost beaver, he ran away after i let the postman out the cage. If you find him, please return him to the address he tells you, he`s quite well spoken.