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chrisbakyard

chrisbakyard: P-DG (OfficeSpace-Général) Listening to at work: Handel, Paul Van Dyk Laptop: 17 Mac

About Me

chrisbakyard: P-DG (OfficeSpace-Général) Listening to at work: Handel, Paul Van Dyk Laptop: 17" MacBook Pro Link: The Onion Idea: call the White House - 202 456 1111

Male
7000 years old
Washington, DC
United States

Last Login: 7/4/1776

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My Interests

a good book, music, chill out, relax, comedy, sleep, volunteer, sports, arts, travel, microwave cooking, culture.

I'd like to meet:

what's better than winning gold at the special olympics? not being retardedi think i'm obsessed with racquetball.... and tivo.... and kyosho rc cars.... oh yeah, check out a new fun page! - hey buddy..i'm old..i'm ugly..and i get chicks like these(ok, not these chicks, they are obviously models) all the time..you can too if you have the balls to take my advice and do what i tell you.... ross jeffries creator of speed seduction


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Music:

tiesto, paul van dyk, nora jones, armin van buren, moby, john digweed, oakenfold, yoyo ma, bob marley, enigma, handel, schubert, groove armada, miles davis, buddha bar, seb fontaine, thievery corporation, ferry corsten, rl burnside, beach boys, candy dulfer, andre bocelli, sam and dave blues.

Movies:

simpson’s, joe dirt, office space, conan o'brien, something about mary, blues brothers, matrix (1st one) not 2nd sux!, untouchables, old classics, like godfather, carlito's way, bicycle thief from the 40's, pulp fiction, collateral, cheesy kung-fu flicks, trainspotting and run lola run - cool flick from germany.

Television:

hardball with chris matthews, the wire, espn, real time with bill maher, globetrekker, 24, the apprentice, curb your enthusiasm, the three stooges, the sopranos, family guy.

Books:

maxim magazine, wall st. journal, art of war, ten things you can't say in america, by larry elder. along, with john nash: genius, nobel prize winner and schizophrenia. d.h. lawrence poetry, anything by james patterson, robert ludlum or elmore leonard.

Heroes:

yeah, yeah, i'm a slacker and haven't updated this page in like months....well i really haven't had that much that i wanted to express to the rest of the world....but i'll go now, cause the last days have been interesting....turkey factory is a sinking ship i think, no one knows for sure, but who know's what lies down the long and winding road....just wanna grab the callaway sticks and go shoot some links...anyone have any interesting job opportunities for a "song and dance man? anyone have any interesting job opportunities for a "song and dance man?" (preferably for a company that will make me rich enough that i can retire to st. barth's ;)questions? comments? [email protected]
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My Blog

Random Dribble...

Someone from 127.0.0.1 searched the site for 'bum cleavage'. Although I could have posted my bum here on a couple of occasions, and in the past talked about Avril Lavigne, there is sadly no bum cleava...
Posted by chrisbakyard on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 10:52:00 PST

Watch this...whoa!...;)

Watch this...you would never see anything like this on CNN ;)http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=907173189668919779 0
Posted by chrisbakyard on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 10:24:00 PST

Holiday Gift Ideas...

Blue Mountain Coffee Rum CakeW-Zero G3 Cell PhoneThis Spike Lee documentary was shown on HBO -- where ``Deadwood'' and ``The Wire'' surpassed any movie made this year..check it out.Heidi's BedtimeStor...
Posted by chrisbakyard on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 10:14:00 PST

NORAD Santa...

http://www.noradsanta.org
Posted by chrisbakyard on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 07:30:00 PST

90th Birthday...

I flew out of Washington, DC last week to attend Granny's 90th birthday party. It had been about 20+ years since I had seen her. She is still very coherent, functioning well and in good spiritis and i...
Posted by chrisbakyard on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 07:45:00 PST

New office space/job...

Well, not really a new job but a new workgroup that I'm moving over too.  That workgroup that I interviewed with last month requested that I start next week, so I will be moving over there, they ...
Posted by chrisbakyard on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 02:53:00 PST

Five Dollars...

I was walking down the street today and found $5.00 dollars on the sidewalk, so today must be lucky day!! :) I actually used it to buy some hanging wall shelve mounts, what a pain in da ass..those are...
Posted by chrisbakyard on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 03:38:00 PST

Cheeseburger...

Yesterday, was about the first day in about a week or so that I have been starting to feel a little bit better and getting over this stomach/virus shit or for all you Yale med skool types or orange co...
Posted by chrisbakyard on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 06:28:00 PST

Bad Taco...

I think I ate a Bad Taco or something..:( naw I been feeling sick like a ghetto ghost ride these last few days, I trace it to Spinish since I usually eat it raw or a migrane..been feeling like shit, t...
Posted by chrisbakyard on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 06:15:00 PST

Red Line...

Took the Red Line subway to Union Station to pick up my dress shoes that were being repaired today...Freddy Cobbler dude forgot to add metal taps to them front and back, so I had to go back and have h...
Posted by chrisbakyard on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 07:07:00 PST