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April

I'm Gonna Dress My A** in The Latest Fashions; Get A Front Door Key To The Playboy Mansion. Hey, Hey

About Me

I've been married for 5 years, but being with that man i count all the time, so we've been together for 8 1/2 years now, and going strong. We have two adorable babies; Adam who is seven, and Blake is five. They are my heros and i can't imagine life without them. And then there's the other love of my life... Moot the Cat, my prince bear kitty. Interest; I love cooking, anything Miami Ink, Girls Next Door, Ninja Warrior, and EVERYTHING paranormal.... I'm kind of a nerd about it.To my friends and family, I love you guys! If you want to know anything else, don't be chicken and ask!! Thanks
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My Interests


April- Cooking, and anything paranormal... check out my friend Lex, good stuff!

I'd like to meet:

April - I would like to hang out and sit back with the cast of Jackass, TAPS, Girls Next Door, and Miami Ink!

Music:

April- I am a variety type of girl.
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Movies:

April- A leauge of their own, Forest Gump, Sin City, and Jay and Silent Bob strike back! And the love of my life Napoleon.

Television:

April- Greys anatomy, Despreate Housewives, Family Guy- mainly stewie, Antique Roadshow. Love Prison Break, Girls next door, Gene Simmons Family Jewels, Flip This House, Miami Ink, and TAPS

Books:

April- Anything by Jenny McCarthy and Carrie Bushnell. Also "Why Do Men Have Nipples"

Heroes:

April- James's Grandmother, she is one tough cookie.
75 Random Questions:
Random
Do you have any pets? I only claim Moot the Cat
What color shirt are you wearing? Burgandy
Name three things that are physically close to you: My Camera, recipe notes, and uh.. the computer?
What is the last book you read? The last Harry Potter Book
Are you or were you a good student? No
What's your favorite sport? Sports?, Fooseball and ping pong is the closest i get to sports
Do you enjoy sleeping late? Yes
What's the weather like right now? HOT
Who tells the best jokes? Ashford
What was the last thing you dreamed about? Going to and Oil Rig?
Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? Yes i have gotten into SMALL ones
Do you believe in karma? YEA
Do you believe in luck? I DON'T KNOW
Do you like your eggs scrambled or sunny side up? THE WHITES FRIED
Do you collect anything? If so, what? RECIPES
Are you proud of yourself? SO FAR
Are you reliable? YEA I THINK SO
Have you ever given money to a bum? YES
What's your favorite food? MEXICAN
Have you ever had a secret admirer? UHH YEA, I'M SMOKIN HOT
Do you like the smell of gasoline? YES!!, I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
Do like to draw? NO
What's your favorite invention? AIR CONDITIONING
Is your room messy? NOPE
What do you like better: oranges or apples? ORANGES
Do you give in easily? YES, TOO EASILY
Are you a good guesser? YEP
Can you read other people's expressions? YES
Are you a bully? KIND OF
Do you have a job? UMM YES
What time did you wake up this morning? 9:00ISH
What did you eat for breakfast this morning? FROSTED FLAKES; THERE GREAT!
When was the last time you showered? THIS MORNING
What do you plan on doing tomorrow? GOING TO HELL/WORK
What's your favorite day of the week and why? THURSDAY, CAUSE IT'S S.H.I.T. DAY
Do you have any nicknames? LIRPA RELLIM
Have you ever been scuba diving? SNORKLING IS THE CLOSEST THING
What's your least favorite color? RED
Is there someone you have been constantly thinking about? If yes, who? JAMES, UHH HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?
Would you ever go skydiving? YES
What toothpaste do you use? COLGATE
Do you enjoy challenges? NO
What's the worst injury you have had? SPRAINED MY WRIST
What's the last movie you saw? KNOCKED UP!
What do you want to know about the future? WILL I EVER BE OK
What does your last text message say? I DONT KNOW
Who was the last person you spoke over the phone to? BRINA
What's your favorite school subject? 3:20 AND OREGAN TRAIL!
What's your least favorite school subject? ALL OF THEM
Would you rather have money or love? DO I HAVE TO CHOOSE
What is your dream vacation? GOING BACK TO THE BAHAMAS
What is your favorite animal? MOOT THE CAT
Do you miss anyone right now? MY DADDY
What's the last sporting event you watched? WWE
Do you need to do laundry? NO BUT JAMES DOES.
Do you listen to the radio? DOESN'T EVERYONE?
Where were you when 9/11 happened? I WAS WORKING AT A VET CLINIC LISTENING TO THE RADIO, 97.1 THE EDGE
What do you do when vending machines steal your money? I BEAT THEM UP!
Have you ever caught a butterfly? YES
What color are your bed sheets? WHITES
What's your ringtone? WIND IT UP!
Who was the last person to make you laugh? JAMES
Do you have any obsessions right now? NOT AT THE MOMENT
Do you like things that glow in the dark? YEA BUT THEY KEEP ME AWAKE
What's your favorite fruity scent? I LIKE CLEAN LINEN?
Do you watch cartoons? YES, THE FAMILY GUY AND SOUTH PARK ARE THE BOMB
Have you ever sat on a roof? YES AND SLEPT ON ONE AS WELL
Have you ever been to a different country? THE BAHAMAS!!!
Name three things in the world you dislike: BIRD FLU, WEST NILE VIRUS, AND ILL MANNERED PEOPLE
Name three people in the world you dislike: THAT WOULDN'T BE NICE SINCE WE STILL HAVE MUTUAL FRIENDS :(
Has a rumor even been spread about you? YES, HASN'T EVERYONE
Do you like sushi? LOVE IT!!!!
Do you believe in magic? IDK, CRISS ANGEL IS PRETTY AWSOME
Do you hold grudges? YES, WHY YES I DO!
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My Blog

Aunt A-DUB!!

My best friend is in the hospital having her baby, and i am so stoked!!! Let me refrase that, i am stoked but also so sad!!! I wanted to try to be there so bad but she lives 6 hrs away :( So i got rea...
Posted by April on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 08:39:00 PST

Alot has changed....

Well, alot has changed for me these last few months. Friends, Family, Work, and School have all been turned around and flipped upsidedown, some good, and some bad. Friends... well I really had a hard ...
Posted by April on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 09:42:00 PST

I need to get out of the Scanning!!!

Man, the DFW is getting so crazy up there. The bosses don't give a shit about their loyal people and they are fucking up their company for it. And they think treating people like shit and giving empty...
Posted by April on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 08:57:00 PST

What is in the life of Lirpa Rellim you ask?

Everyone keeps asking are you ok with this surgery comming up, all day every day. And i get that people are concerned but the more you ask the more it bothers me. Im ok but it is kinda depressing for ...
Posted by April on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 10:43:00 PST

The people i have on myspace and my love for them.

I thought i would write a blog about the people on my page, even though i am upset with some i still have my love for them:..1 James- He is my husband and is my rock. i never thought it was possible t...
Posted by April on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 12:56:00 PST

I am still the same person and i'm tired of people not talking to me anymore!!!

OK!!!! This is the last time i am going to type or tell this to any of my friend on myspace, I have a cervical tumor and it is either cancerous or precancerous for sure. And the type i have means that...
Posted by April on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 03:06:00 PST

Who are these people???

I have an account on this website that lets me see who has been on my page. But i can only see where they live, not who they actually are. There are some people who are on my page ALOT, like 7 times a...
Posted by April on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 09:57:00 PST

One messed up week

Ok, first off this is my first blog, and i was bored and pissed so i thougt i would try it out. Man, what the hell is wrong with this week? First off i am in my mom's car because my impala had to go b...
Posted by April on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 07:29:00 PST