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jake

you cant turn a hoe into a housewife

About Me

im jake. im a nice guy but i fucking hate neosho and a good proportion of the people in it. if your not a complete dushbag then i can prolly get along with ya. i like shit thatsfunny. Ilove to make people laugh. luv to party imagine that. only bad thing about partying is theres always some asshole that has to fuck it up for everyone. im 6'1'' 210 lbs. brown hair and eyes. short hair and shaved face. i whacked it all off. i have a bad temper. comes from my dads side. single right now but if i was a girl id fuck me. id fuck me hard. sex drugs and rock and roll. rock on

My Interests

Games, music, guitar, cooking(BC I'm a pimp chef), partying, gettin laid, porn, movies, money, fast cars, sexy women, family, happines, many other things i dont think i should say

I'd like to meet:

non gay faggots that dont talk a lot of shit they think they know about. you know cool ppl.

Music:

lamb of god, msi, alice in chains, soulfly, meshuggah, coal chamber, dream theatre, devil driver, danzig, snot, system, black label society, machine head, slipknot, 311, tool, sevendust, deftones, rage, primus{oh god}, hed pe, nirvana, staind, korn, mudvayne, pantera, etc.......

Movies:

blazing saddles, the salton sea, fear and loathing in las vegas, spun, braveheart, tombstone, stealing harvard, oldschool, anchorman, 40 year old virgin, ect...

Television:

everybody loves raymon, family guy, aqua teen hunger force, american dad, simpsons, king of the hill, south park, mad, reno 911, robot chicken, sea lab, squid billies, ren and stempy, beavis and butthead, and of course hogan knows best

Books:

whatever can keep interested enough to read the whole thing

Heroes:

Lamb of God, and i couldnt have survived every thing thruout the years if it wasnt for my dad