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~McFly~

May the schwartz be with you!

About Me

HERE'S TO NOT BEING ALL THINGS TO ALL PEOPLE. TO NOT BEING AFRAID TO DEFY THE ORDINARY. CREATING SOMETHING YOU BELIEVE IN. HERE'S TO STAYING TRUE TO YOUR ROOTS. THINKING BIG, BUT ACTING SMALL. NEVER FORGETTING WHERE YOU COME FROM.:: Me? I'm about as easy as a sunday morning:: It's hard to be a bad mamm'ah jamm'ah like me but someone has to do it:: I piss excellence:: some may say that I am a legend in my spare time:: what I say is true and everyone else is false:: I don't like it when people fake the funk so be reals YO!:: I heart foods with nooks and crannies:: I can cut a pretty mean rythem rug:: and can spork like it's nobody's business:: I also sneeze when I look directly @ the sun:: I am and always will be an asset to my community:: I ain't got time for shucking and jiving so don't waste it:: So to sum things up, I am the bees knees, and I thank you:: Everybody wang chung!::::As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will:: You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time:: You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken:: You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did:: You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love:: So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back:: Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin::

My Interests

:: Meeting people in random places at random times so that way I will always remember the moment that we met and hopefully the same goes for them:: DISCO NAPS:: I like long walks on the beach:: love giving people "flat tires":: Love the drunk dialing whilst i am still drunk because in the morning i hate myself for doing it:: I have a new found love for clip art:: brush up on my harmonica skills:: making people laugh because just knowing that you have the power to make someone smile is pretty gratifying:: I ALSO THINK IT IS FUNNY WHEN THE LITTLE BIRDS CHASE THE BIG BIRDS::

I'd like to meet:

:: Myself in another life:: Henry Rollins:: my old milkman from when i was a weetot so that i can finally meet my father:: Rip Taylor:: Dita Von Teese:: a midget stripper just so that I can say that I shook their hand:: Steve Zahn::View All Friends | View Blog | Add Comment

Music:

:: love it all, well almost all of it, not really though. POPOZAO!:: TMV:: if i don't like it the first time i hear it i most likely will the second time around:: Psychobilly:: Rockabilly:: If it ends in "illy" i heart it!::

Movies:

:: the lost boyz:: stand by me:: desperately seeking susan:: teen wolf:: kings of comedy:: the outsiders:: big lebowski:: Made:: nothing but trouble:: O Brother Where Art Thou:: throw mamma from a train:: finding nemo:: willow:: goonies:: outside providence:: dazed & confused:: Fievel Mousekewitz:: if you can get me to watch it Im sure that i will like it:: spaceballs:: SuperBad::

Television:

:: Golden Girls:: Deadliest Catch:: the 5 o'clock news:: adult Swim:: The Girls Next Door:: The Office::

Books:

:: Dr. Seuss:: the stinky cheese man and other fairly stupid tales:: THE BIOGRAPHY OF COREY FELDMEN:: anything published by Judy Blume:: Highlights:: the no good very bad day book:: Talk to the Hand #?*! The Utter Bloody Rudeness of the World Today or Six Good Reasons to Stay Home and Bolt the Door::

Heroes:

:: Joe HOOPer:: the chinese laker girl:: abe lincoln (he fought slavery yo):: LLLLLLLLLIIIIIISSSSSSSAAAAAAAA:: nana:: your mom:: quagmier giggady giggady!:: fred savage:: GLEN HUMPLICK AND THE RAIL HUMPERS:: b arthur:: the old guy down the hall from me in 7a:: and if you have ever gotten a chance to meet me than you my as well put yourself down here also because i most likely have taken something that i have learnt from you and EITHER APPLIED IT OR COMPLETELY DISREGARDED IT TO/FROM MY LIFE::

My Blog

new hammy

FRIENDS: Will wait patiently with you in the long line to the bathroom and hold the stall door shut.NEW HAMPSHIRE FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while yourdrunk a$$ is taking a piss in the bus...
Posted by ~McFly~ on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 07:58:00 PST

8 words, 2 different meanings

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female... Any part under a car's hood.Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to ...
Posted by ~McFly~ on Fri, 18 May 2007 06:09:00 PST

Raccoon and a pussy

okay so seriously, tonight i nonchalantly scrownged up all my trash to throw out.  I am walk'n out of my apahtments back door across the pahking lot to the back where the trash bin is.  It's...
Posted by ~McFly~ on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 07:22:00 PST